June 30, 2006
Male Bodybuilders and Fitness Models
"Seeking Male Bodybuilders and Male Fitness models (18-28) to participate in muscle worship workout video (involves nude workout and wrestling; no sex). Compensation is $1,000/day. Successful applicants must have great physique in ripped condition."
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Round Card Girls
"Frankie G Productions, a successful Boxing & Sports entertainment company is currently looking for 3 extremely sexy and outgoing 'Round Card' girls to work the crowd at major boxing events around the Tri-State area. Please be outgoing (not for the shy type) Opportunity to work Vegas shows as well. [Pays] $500 per event CASH!"
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June 29, 2006
Set Medics
Currently hiring EMT's, Paramedics and Nurses for work on Television, Feature and Video sets. Must have own equipment and be highly motivated. 911 experience a plus."
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Inline Hockey and Indoor Volleyball Referees
"We have a great Officials Department and we are looking to add 2-3 Referees to work (1) or (2) nights of league Play each week each season. Or, you can sign on as an emergency Ref to fill in when needed. Tournament games are also available to referees with a proven track record through officiating league play. Pay is commensurate with experience and Incentives are available. Incentives include: discounted league fee to play on team, sport membership, wheels, equipment, & Fitness Club Use passes."
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June 28, 2006
Circus Sideshow Entertainers
"We are in need of talented entertainers to perform acts for all or part of our 25 week season that will tour the Eastern U.S. opening...We are looking for lovely ladies and charming gentlemen to perform magic/illusions as well as daring individuals to perform stuntwork as well as little people/midget/dwarf entertainers."
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Carny
"Seeking enthusiastic, high driven and hardworking individuals! No previous experience needed. Must be able to work weekends!!"
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June 27, 2006
Classic Car Hunters
"Locate old cars, take pics...Compensation: $2k-$4k per mo."
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Basic Food Program Coordinator
"FT position provides educational information and assistance services, outreach activities, intakes and applications for enrollment into WA State Basic Food Program...Bilingual applicant preferred with English and/or Spanish, Russian, Ukrainian, Somali, Vietnamese and/or other Asian language. Salary: $27K-$32K."
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June 26, 2006
Chocolate Maker
"Scharffen Berger Chocolate Maker, a division of Artisan Confections Company is seeking a full-time Chocolate Maker...responsible for directing and executing all aspects of chocolate manufacturing from bean to bar."
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Counter-Intelligence Analyst
"Duties include (but are not limited to): Conduct analysis of foreign intelligence services, terrorist organizations, and their surrogates targeting DoD personnel, resources and facilities within the United States CENTCOM area of responsibility. These areas include, but are not limited to, Kuwait, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman, Egypt, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Jordan."
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June 25, 2006
Puppet Costumer
"We are looking for a fast sewer who can fabricate a costume for a muppet character about the size of a skinny toddler. The costume will be based on sketches...Compensation: $250."
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Hyperbaric Tech
"Operates and maintains the hyperbaric chamber(s) and associated systems and equipment. Accompanies patients in the chamber while undergoing hyperbaric oxygen therapy, when deemed necessary by the Medical Director."
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June 24, 2006
Sleep Technician
"NY Sleep Consulting Group is looking for experienced sleep technologist for clinical and research testing at our Sleep Center in the Chelsea section of Manhattan."
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Costume Designer
"My studio has innovative choreographers who are looking for someone to make costumes to match their styles! Experienced dance/skating/ballroom designers a must!"
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June 23, 2006
Cake Decorator
"Part-time cake decorator wanted for popular upper eastside ice cream shop. Very flexible hours."
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French Polisher
"French polisher needed in prestigious, high end, antique restoration studio. Person should have knowledge of shellac finishes, English wax finishes and synthetic 77/padding lacquer finishes..."
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June 22, 2006
Sperm Donor
"For a few minutes of pleasureable activity you can earn $100 as often as twice per week!"
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Gymnastics Instructor
"We are looking for someone outgoing and excited to teach gymnastics part time...You must have a basic knowledge of gymnastics, previous teaching experience, and a love for kids...Compensation: $12-17 an hour."
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June 21, 2006
Debate Judges
"Jumping Brain, a debate club set up primarily to improve the debating skills of Korean students, is holding a debate this Saturday, June 24th at UCLA. They will be 2 rounds and you would be payed $30 per round."
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Christian Hip Hop Dancers
"We are looking for Christian Hip Hop Dancers for an upcoming event. We need every race, both male and female to audition. This is a great experience with great exposure. We need those who can tumble, breakdance and add a little edge and funk."
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June 20, 2006
Gamers
"A venture-backed startup seeks gamers with substantial online experience in MMO's to play current games, and to help build a library of game play demonstrations. This company has big plans to change the way we all work by merging technologies from the worlds of entertainment and enterprise software. No kidding. Help us get it right."
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Study Hall Manager
"EORO's A Dream and a Plan for Tomorrow (ADAPT) Program serves incarcerated youth housed on the maximum boys unit of the San Francisco Juvenile Probation Department's, Youth Guidance Center (juvenile hall detention facility). ADAPT conducts a weekly study hall for the young men with the assistance of one-on-one tutoring with volunteer mentors from the community. The ADAPT Study Hall Manager will work closely with the EORO Director of Programs to organize and facilitate weekly study hall programs creating weekly GED study assignments and conducting GED pre-testing. The Study Hall Manager will create and manage student files and support and manage mentors while in study hall."
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June 19, 2006
Professional Mistress
"Join an elite, established and elegant Fetish Exploration/Roleplay studio in Upscale Dungeon in Midtown Manhattan. Training and mentoring offered to open minded and motivated women who are curious about the art of Power-Exchange and BDSM. Experience (lifestyle or professional) a plus. Switches and submissives also welcome... This is a legal establishment/Not Sex... Compensation: $80 hour."
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Children's and Youth Choir Director
"Qualifications: Musically trained person experienced in working with children and children’s voices. Spiritual leader capable of furthering the mission and vision of Broadmoor Presbyterian Church. Compensation: $150 per month."
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June 18, 2006
Mermaids
"Looking for mermaids to appear at an art exhibition and party being held aboard a yacht in Manhattan on July 19, 2006. Applicants must be female, over 21, attractive, vivacious and have their own costume."
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Kayak Guide
"[Need] season guiding experience in remote locations, excellent people skills, good knowledge of natural history, good cooking skills. WFR and CPR medical certifications."
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June 17, 2006
Camp Supervisor
"Seeking a unique adventure as well as employment? How would you like to be one of the few people on the planet to have the opportunity to live and work in Antarctica? Raytheon Polar Services is the primary contractor for the National Science Foundation's (NSF) U.S. Antarctic Program. We are currently looking for Field Camp Supervisors to live and work in an Antarctic Field Camp on a contract basis from October 2006 to February 2007."
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Artists for Ice Sculpture Studio
"Must possess excellent drawing skills, eye for detail and quality, self-criticality and a perfectionist work ethic. Must be able to work comfortable in an intense work environment and well under deadlines."
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June 16, 2006
Roller Skaters
"Need promotional liqour company/sales oriented Roller Skaters for an upcoming event taking place in NYC at a roller rink. The event will be a celebrity driven event which you will be required to give out liqour samples to attendees. You will hand out drinks and do bottle shots on rollerskates...Compensation $30/hour."
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Interpretive Naturalist
"Aquarium of the Bay is looking for energetic and reliable applicants for the Interpretive Naturalist position....Position Responsibilities [include] educating visitors to the Aquarium about San Francisco Bay, its aquatic life and the importance of the estuary and surrounding waters...watching the safety of all aquarium animals."
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June 15, 2006
Home-Schooling Assistant
"Single psychic radio host father, temp physically challenged and vegetarian 9 yr old son, need an all around man, woman or couple to take care of them by tutoring and "home schooling" the son...Also be able to accompany them on world travel from time to time, and spontaneous, ready to leave at a moment's notice...A love and expertise/or enjoyment of video games is also a plus."
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Meter Readers
"Reads and records meter readings in a hand held data computer. Must be able to use binoculars, dog-bite prevention equipment, two-way radio, vehicle, and other related equipment."
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June 14, 2006
Skincandy Gofer
"Skincandy tattoo inks needs someone for 4 to 5 hrs a day, 5 to 6 days a week, to bottle color pigments, label bottles, box up orders, answer phones and take orders, cold call tattoo shops and create mailing lists and fill out Fed Ex forms and mail packages. The job is extremely messy and a lot harder than you might think. Major hustle is required and you will need to bring work clothes that you don't wear anymore."
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Furniture Designer/Cartoonist
"We need a cartoonist that has a developed interest in cutting-edge, technology enabled furniture to help us develop a new product for a major soft-drink marketing concern."
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June 13, 2006
Surveillance Operator
"Maintain close surveillance on all non-gaming areas and other activities via electronic monitoring systems, observing both guest and employee activity to maintain integrity of games and company assets. Utilize necessary equipment to identify, record, document, and report illegal and unusual activities occurring in the hotel, parking garage, restaurants, administration building and any other non-gaming areas."
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Bug Guy
"Termite treater, install vaper barriors, crawl under houses, etc."
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June 12, 2006
Biography Research Assistant
"Research work on biography of inventor/world-class-sailor, involves reading his scrapbook of newspaper articles from 1950's, tracking his journey by boat, who was aboard when, ports entered and dates, curious comments made in articles that could be included in his book, and eventually trying to contact/call former crew members."
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June 11, 2006
Reality Show Subjects
"Celebrity Chef and Cookbook Author Rocco Di Spirito is shooting his new cable TV show, and we're looking for people with a dramatic situation in their life involving food. Worried about that engagement dinner with your picky mother-in-law? Will a family barbeque set the stage to reunite an estranged family member? Do you want to win back your ex-girlfriend with an impressive romantic dinner!? Maybe you just never learned how to cook, and it’s a source of tension between you and a loved one! Email us with your story, and we’ll contact you!"
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June 10, 2006
Personal Assistant for Blind Individual
"A blind woman in Oakland is hiring a personal assistant, at the rate of $9.50 per hour, 40 hours a month. Health insurance is included...Applicant must love dogs."
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June 9, 2006
Movie Research Interviewer
"If you have a love for movies and enjoy talking with people, this is the job for you!
Nielsen NRG, the entertainment industry leader in marketing research, is currently hiring Movie Telephone Research Interviewers. As an Interviewer, you will call and speak with the general public nationwide, gathering information about interest and knowledge of current motion pictures."
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June 8, 2006
Knitter
"Do you like to knit? Does an employee discount at a yarn store make your heart beat faster? This may be the job for you! The Knitter’s Studio is looking for an experienced knitter for a part time position."
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June 7, 2006
Hot Shot Executive
"If ANY of these do NOT describe you, please do not apply:
Fashion and the latest trends are ALWAYS on my mind.
I MUST know what the latest “new thing” is or I will die.
I would be doing this anyway, even if I wasn’t being paid.
I get hot flashes when I see a FABULOUS hot item."
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June 6, 2006
Clean-up Crew - The Blue Man Group
"Applicants should have a fairly flexible schedule and be willing to communicate with the Cleaning Crew Supervisor about weekly and monthly scheduling of the shows. Responsibilities include, performing preset duties, as well as, turnover & post show duties in a safe, professional & timely manner."
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June 5, 2006
Sex Educators
"We’re looking for hard-working, sex-positive, mature people to join us as part-time sex educators at both of our New York locations! Evening and weekend availability is a must. Retail/Customer Service experience required, fluency in non-English languages a plus."
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June 4, 2006
Jewish Egg Donor
"We are a loving Jewish couple who needs your help to make our dreams come true."
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June 2, 2006
Michael Moore Look-a-Like
"Amerifilm Casting is seeking Caucasian men, late 40's-early 50's, 6 feet tall, who look like the writer/director Michael Moore for an upcoming project."
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Photo Double for Russell Crowe
"For the feature film TENDERNESS, Amerifilm Casting is seeking a PHOTO DOUBLE FOR RUSSELL CROWE FOR WEDNESDAY JUNE 7TH - Caucasian male late thirties early forties, Ht. 5'11", short brown hair, muscular build, size 44R jacket."
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June 1, 2006
Female Asst. for Male Adult Entertainer
"I am looking for a female assistant(s) to help me with new adult entertainment work I will be doing. I will be doing work as adult entertainer for bachelorette parties and some modeling."
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Porn Reviewers
"Are you a connoisseur of porn? Do you have opinions about the adult films you watch? We have hundreds of adult DVDs sitting around waiting for someone to review them. And, we're looking for a dedicated group of competent folks to help us watch and critique the growing collection."
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