Eccentric Employment

Lifeguards

"This work typically involves preventive lifeguarding; rescuing, either individually or as a member of a team, persons in distress or in danger of drowning; administering urgent first-aid care and cardiopulmonary resuscitation; operating and maintaining rescue equipment; enforcing agency regulations; and performing other related work...Compensation: $12.71/hour for 6.5 hours per day -- ($82.62/day)."

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VJs

"Caliente Cab Company is currently seeking the aid of music lovers. We are looking for outgoing individuals who have a love for music and want to keep people entertained at our 3 restaurants. Applicants must have knowledge...and a music collection consisting of today's hits, classic rock, oldies and dance music...Late nights and weekends a must."

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Rug Handler

"Midtown Antique Carpet Gallery seeks strong and energetic person to help organize inventory, display carpets to clients and make deliveries...Compensation: Commensurate to experience."

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Pricing Scout

"FreshDirect is currently seeking a detail-orientated individual who likes to food shop for our Pricing Scout position. This individual will work traveling throughout the New York City metro area, and provide analytical reporting of our pricing against other competitors. This position provides a flexible schedule with a competitive rate and benefits."

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Bike Messenger

"Tired of reporting to your little square cubicle to waste another day of your life? Is your natural energy and athletic abilty giving way to atrophy? Why not grab back your life! Did you notice that bike messenger who picked up from your office earlier? Want to find out what his/her life is like? Breakaway Courier can help you. Our full-time, commission based couriers can make up to $700 per week."

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Professional Wingwomen

"How many times have you been out with your guy friends and hooked them up and didn't even get a 'thank you' in return? Well this is your chance to not only get thanked for it, but to get paid for doing it...Compensation: Up to $30 an hour."

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Baseball Announcer

"Want to get paid to watch MLB? All you need is to understand the basic rules of baseball games and speak Chinese mandarin. You will be reporting scoring information on site accurately and timely. Up to $100/game; tickets and parking fee will be reimbursed."

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Necropsy Lab Tech

"Observe, record and track the necropsy and fetal evaluation results of animal safety studies by recording data by hand or on a computer terminal...Animal handling experience is preferred."

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Chess Teachers

"Moderate chess skills required. Ability to work with young children is a must...Compensation: $36/hr."

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Domestic Violence Victim's Advocate

"Provide immediate response crisis intervention services to domestic violence victims...Provide follow up criminal justice advocacy and/or court accompaniment services to domestic violence victims...Collaborate, coordinate and attend multidisciplinary meetings with community agencies such as: local law enforcement agencies; faith professionals; other domestic violence centers/projects; medical or health care professionals; prosecutor’s offices; probation department; child protective services; social services agencies; mental health agencies; victim/witness assistance programs; child abuse prevention and/or treatment programs; and municipal, superior, juvenile and/or family courts in SAVE’s service area...Be on-call to respond with the police to domestic violence calls...Compensation: $15,000-16,000 annually (DOE)."

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Knitter

"The Knitter's Studio is searching for a part-time employee who knows how to knit, can fix simple mistakes and can read patterns. Please be prepared to show samples of knitted works...Compensation: $12/hour plus employee discount!"

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Ballroom Dance Instructor

"Established dance studio is expanding its offerings and needs experienced ballroom dance instructors for adult ballroom classes. Classes to begin in August."

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Soap Decorator

"We need 2 or 3 people who like working with their hands to put designs onto our soaps. Payment is by the piece, usually $6-$8/hour."

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Exotic Dancers

"I am currently interviewing ladies with verve to audition as exotic dancers. I represent most of the adult nightclubs in San Francisco. All types of looks are desirable. If you have the right mind-set and you're over 18, the rewards can be immediate and tremendous...Experience is not required."

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Cupcakes Associates

"Sprinkles Cupcakes, a unique concept bakery in Beverly Hills is currently seeking Cupcake Associates. The qualified candidates will have a flexible schedule, retail or food service experience, a fun and upbeat personality and meticulous attention to detail...Compensation: $9/hr + tips."

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Field Hockey Coach

"St. Ignatius High School is seeking a head field hockey coach. The program consists of two levels, varsity and JV. The head coach hires and supervises two assistant coaches, creates a schedule and manages the budget. The season runs from Aug. 14 to early November. Prior experience playing or coaching the sport is required...Compensation: $2,773 for the season."

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Dog Walker

"Family with new baby is looking for a trustworthy, reliable dog walker at around 5:30pm every day, starting late August. Potentially other work available before/after helping us with errands and home-office needs."

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Talent Scouts

"Talent scouts search for kids between the ages of 6-16 for commercial, TV and film projects. Kids scouted have gone on to work on 'That's So Raven,' 'Unfabulous,' 'Malcolm in the Middle,' 'Toys R Us,' and many more. Seeking individuals who are colorful, articulate, self motivated, professional, punctual and people oriented. Talent scout pay is $20 per family and a $20 bonus for every fifth family scouted."

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Floral Designer

"Applicant must have people skills, design skills and be able to work with others. Weddings, events and everyday work."

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Insurance Investigator

"Surveillance experience required...Must have a car and insurance under your name. Must have strong grammatical skills and able to type reports. Must have lived in Hawaii at least five years and know the island like the back of your hand. Must know how to use video equipment and computer literate."

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Tailor/Seamstress

"Terrific business opportunity for a service-driven, tailor/seamstress to provide tailoring skills at our high-volume ZOOTS' store locations. We provide the space, and an existing customer base and you bring your skills to meet our customer expectations of quality (and) convenience."

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Guitar Teacher

"Seeking part-time guitar teacher to teach ages 4-12, possibly older, in a music and arts driven after-school program. Must be high-energy, positive and looking to work in a fun environment...Compensation: Starting at $10/half hour."

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Podcast Editor

"Our podcasts are recorded in Garageband...Editing should be done in either Audacity (Mac) or Sound Forge (PC). We want the 'uhm,' 'ah,' 'y'know,' any kind of audible pause edited out of the conversation wherever possible. We're looking for a natural pace of conversation."

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Arabic Linguists

"We support the continued efforts of the US Army's and Department of Defense's overall mission in the Global War on Terrorism...Currently, we seek qualified linguists to work in overseas locations, such as Iraq and Afghanistan to support translation and interpretation requirements for the US Army...All applicants will undergo background investigation, oral and written skills language examination, medical examination and counterintelligence screening as conditions of employment on this contract. Annual Total contract pay is $176,000 plus benefits for U.S. Citizen."

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Lollyologists

"Do you want to learn how to make candy & lollypops? We are looking for energetic, enthusiastic persons who want to work in a 'sweet' environment. We work hard and have FUN, while making customers experiences memorable...No candy/confection experience necessary...Must be able to lift 50lb. bags of sugar."

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Meter Reader Supervisor

"Performs responsible field technical and administrative work overseeing the reading of electric and water meters. Handles unusual reading, recording and route problems. Assigns meter readers to routes and maintains records. Administers and coordinates procedures to identify and locate new meters...Kissimmee Utility Authority: (Low) $18.07 - (High) $25.47."

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Wine Tasters

"The Epicurean Club is now screening for wine tasters and sales reps. This is one of the most interesting and fun jobs in town. No experience is necessary, just a love for great wines."

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Camp-In Instructor

"The Camp-In program is an overnight science program that inspires children to discover science in a fun and educational way, using the unique resources of the Museum of Science....Camp-In instructors develop and teach interactive workshops and facilitate drop-in science, math and technology activities in the museum exhibit halls using the Camp-In curriculum."

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Yoga or Cardio Kickboxing Instructors

"We will provide the mat space and some students and you can bring your following or develop a new one in this area. This is a position that you will have to work to develop and we will be glad to help you grow it...You will be paid a percentage of the number of students you are able to enroll in your classes."

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Ballistic Missile Intelligence Analyst

"Position involves research, collection tasking, imagery exploitation, production to the MIDB through Gemini. Background or knowledge of ballistic missile production processes and supporting infrastructure highly desired."

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Test Pilot

"Pilots aircraft and serves as aircraft commander to accomplish maintenance test, acceptance and support missions as prescribed by customer requirements. Must have current FAA or U.S. Army Class II Flight Physical. Must be ready and willing to travel to remote sites at a moment's notice."

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Handbag and Hat Designer

"Looking for a hip, enthusiastic, dependable and creative accessories designer for a trend-driven line. Must have the ability to work from home and experience with both Illustrator and CAD."

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Infant and Toddler Development Specialist

"Responsibilities will include: primarily, floor time with children and their parents; participation in a community of professional educators who document and reflect on their practice; writing up reflections in information products and parenting content; and potential facilitation of parent coaching and parenting workshops."

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Navy Chaplain

"As a commissioned officer in the Navy, you will offer pastoral counseling, teach religious education and conduct religious services for military personnel and their families."

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Air Traffic Control Specialist

"Must have the following: BS degree in aviation-related field. Prior certification as an en route air traffic controller. Satisfactory completion of customer clearance and resume approval processes. Excellent communication skills. Minimum of 3 years previous experience conducting impact assessments and analyses for complex systems. Ability and willingness to travel."

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Phone Sex Operator

"No experience necessary. Will train. All hours available. Part time or full time. Clean, fun and friendly environment. Great perks including paid time off and bonuses."

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Fresh Meat Buyer

"Position responsible for the procurement of fresh meat products from packers and other sources while ensuring maximum profit margins. Must monitor inventory levels and help to ensure appropriate customer service levels."

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Maritime Captain

"Captain in charge of 3 private yachts. You must have at least 5 years experience as a captain of these type of vessels."

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Satellite Specialist

"Perform as an on-line engineer for the Earth Observing System Flight Operations Team, supporting the Terra, Aqua and Aura missions at the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center. Perform any real-time planning or re-planning necessary to mitigate mission or data risks incurred by flight-segment or ground-segment anomalies. Verify flight system configuration and monitor and evaluate flight system and component state-of-health during real-time spacecraft contacts."

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Shoe Shine Girls

"Seeking GORGEOUS young women (ideal for models, actresses, students) with friendly personalities to give a sexy shoe shine to executives and Wall Street types in office settings. STRICTLY PG-13: you just wear something classy enough to 'blend' in a corporate setting -- but you have a low-cut top to give your clients something to look at. Worst part: you really do have to shine shoes. Best part: all tips are yours. Each gig is for a minimum of 5 men per location, so you can make up to $50+ per hour in tips. Part-time."

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Surf Camp Counselor

"You would supervise day surf campers (ages 7-17) while on the beach and near shore, provide basic surf instruction, greet parents, maintain base camp and engage in beach games when campers are on break from surfing...Compensation: $11/hr +"

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Weather Anchor

"WCHS/WVAH has a full-time opening for a Weather Anchor/Meteorologist. Environmental background is desirable. At least 3 years of experience and the availability to work all shifts is required. If you can communicate with clarity and emotion from the anchor desk, live in the field and on tape, we want to hear from you."

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Casino Surveillance Operator

"The successful candidate will [perform] random reviews of general Casino operations from surveillance recording media, Casino hours of operation, supervisors’ vigilance in gaming pits, soft counts (both table and slot), gaming procedures and other general security procedures. Other duties include monthly reporting on cheating activity."

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Naturalist

"Share your love of nature with school children in direct outdoor educational experiences at a leading environmental education center...Compensation: $10 per hour."

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Pool Boy/Gardener

"You will be working for a demanding single 31 year old woman of more than sufficient means. Your duties will include maintaining the pool, mowing the lawn and cleaning carpet in the master bedroom and other rooms of the house. Due to the strenuous nature of the job, the position requires a young man of considerable size, strength and stamina. Benefits include a daily hot or box lunch and use of the pool when unoccupied by the owner or guests."

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Gutter Cleaner

"I need someone agile enough to get up on my roof and clean my rain gutters. For this house I would pay $75."

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Hair and Henna Artist

"We are hiring people who can do eyebrow threading, also hiring henna artist. Immediate positions available. Excellent pay + Great tips!"

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Shoe Designer

"Job is in Women’s Junior Casual Division designing for Designer, Mid Tier and Discount markets...The right person will anticipate future trends and at the same time create their own vision of future markets...Compensation: $100,000 or more (depending on experience)."

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Clown

"We have a clown costume for you to wear, you will have a helium tank and can give balloons to children... Compensation: $10 per hour for three hours = $30."

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Bongo Drummer

"One bongo drum player needed to accompany brazilian rhythms from stereo system in high-energy brazilian restaurant. Must be fun-loving, energetic individual. Compensation to be discussed -- will be excellent."

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Fishy Maintenance Man

"Looking for for someone to perform basic maintenance for the summer of a 2100 gallon Koi fish pond for a few hours, 2-3 days a week."

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Hot Dog Vendor

"Applicants need to have a good driving record and be available to drive our Ford Econoline van 2 afternoon/evenings a week (3:30-10:30pm) helping us close our Union Square hot dog stands...The driving shifts pay $12/hour. Vending shifts pay $9.50 + $20-$40 a day in cash tips, and prep/commissary shifts pay $11/hour."

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Psychics and Tarot Readers

"No call averages, NOT PRN. Not 900 Line. Apply online. Must pass test -- no exceptions."

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Old-Fashioned Massage Therapists

"Come ye of good hands and mirthful spirit, join the us at the Northern California Renaissance Faire as independent practitioners of the Massage Arts...Compensation: Approx $36/hour."

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Victim Services Specialist

"The MADD Affiliate office, located in Abilene, TX is currently seeking a Victim Services Specialist to provide direct services to victims/survivors of impaired driving crashes. Our Victim Services Specialists are responsible for maintaining a caseload of victims of impaired driving who are in need of short-term crisis intervention, counseling, emotional support, facilitating grief support groups, and assessing appropriate referral sources for continued long term counseling needs."

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Medical Photographer

"Candidate will be responsible for taking standardized pre-surgical, mid-treatment & post-surgical photos for patients who are diagnosed with various craniofacial, clef palate and vascular malformations; providing photography services for any cosmetic surgery patients; reviewing media needs of the institute; creating and updating presentations for all patient records; digitizing slides and creating presentations for physicians' lectures; providing photography services for the Division website needs; plus all related functions."

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In-Store Food Demonstrator

"We at Jellie's Inc. are looking for highly motivated and enthusiastic people to help us present our products to the public in an effort to increase sales. We manufacture Raw-Vegan food sold into natural food markets such as "Whole Foods."

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Motorcycle Mechanic

"Motorcycle shop in East LA in need of a few full-time, reliable, efficient, fast-learning and hard-working mechanics ... do not have to be formally schooled, but must be VERY familiar with motorcycles & eager to learn."

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Overnight Dog Handler

"Overnight dog handlers are responsible for supervising overnight boarding dogs, making sure they are safe and comfortable in the cageless setting. Indoor and outdoor cleaning, some maintenance chores as well as interaction with clients, answering phones, and paperwork is also involved. Caring for dogs is a very rewarding and exciting job, however it does involve far more than just 'hanging out and sleeping with the puppies.'"

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Sign Spinner

"Great weekend job! $10/hr. Need enthusiasm and energy to hold signs and direct people to new homes."

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Bicycle Day Patrol

"Executive Security and Investigations has a full-time opening for a bicycle day patrol S/O. The successful candidate will patrol the assigned areas, observing, reporting and deterring criminal elements within the assign patrol areas... Pay rate is $10.50–$11 DOE. We offer health and dental."

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Bollywood Dancers

"Prefer versatile dancers with experience in international forms of dance such as bellydance, indian dance or african dance, as well as hip-hop and modern. Ethnic looks a plus."

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