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Substance Abuse Counselor

"Provide case management service to a caseload of approximately 20; write and update individual client-based, goal-orientated treatment plans; facilitate (relapse prevention), workshops and seminars. Ex-offenders and ex-substance abusers who have successfully made the transition from confinement into a stable, productive lifestyle in the community, including sustained employment since release, are eligible to apply."

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Pedicabbie

"We provide you with full insurance, maintainence, repairing, cleanig and garaging. We rent our city cruisers on a weekly/monthly basis. You keep 100% of your profits. The average income is $150-$300/day."

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Spa Therapist

"Spa therapist position available Nov. 1st at intimate and remote hotel in Mexico (nearest city - Puerto Vallarta). As the spa currently has female therapists, our preference is to fill this position with a male therapist.

Verana is recognized as one of the best small boutique hotels in Mexico. Our staff deals with our upscale clients on a very personal level and needs to be committed to going the extra mile to deliver outstanding and excellent service on a daily basis.

Applicants must be skilled in all the basic areas of massage, facial and body treatments -- any specialties a plus, especially Watsu, Yoga teaching. We will only accept professional applicants who have at least three years of experience in their field (no students or interns). Bilingual is preferred (English and Spanish). Applicants have to be available Oct 23, 2006 for a minimum of one season, until June 2007.

Each applicant has to be aware of our remote and somewhat isolated location from the civilized world. They need to be willing to live in the jungle and work mostly outdoors. Experience and background with that kind of environment will definitely help. Interviews will take place within the next month in Los Angeles.

If you have these qualifications and experience, please send an e-mail with your resume and picture. Your background needs to reflect all the above-mentioned qualities in addition to a history of working in remote locations.

Please review our Website before answering and be advised that we will not reply to any e-mails that do not include a resume and picture.

Please don't apply if you don't match the above requirements because sooner or later it will have been a waste of your time and money, as well as ours, just to come to Verana to find out that it is not the right place for you."

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Wait Staff

"Wait staff positions available Nov. 1st for restaurant at intimate and remote hotel in Mexico (nearest city: Puerto Vallarta).

Verana's reputation and quality is based on our high standards and focus on first class service, eclectic styling and decor. Our staff deals with our upscale clients on a very personal level and needs to be committed to going the extra mile to deliver outstanding and excellent service on a daily basis. Without keeping this as a priority, we will not be able to compete and maintain our place as one of the best small boutique hotels.

Position requires applicants to have at least three years of food serving experience. Basic wine knowledge a plus. Bilingual preferred (English and Spanish). Applicants have to be available Oct 23, 2006 for a minimum of one season, until June 2007.

Each applicant has to be aware of our remote and somewhat isolated location from the civilized world. They need to be willing to live in the jungle (housing provided) and work mostly outdoors. Prior experience with that kind of environment will definitely help. Applicants must also be in good physical shape to walk to our hilltop location (15 minute hike).

If you have these qualifications and experience, please send an e-mail with your resume, cover letter and picture. Please specify in the subject line the job you are applying for. Your background needs to reflect all of the above-mentioned qualities.

Please review our Website and view the job page, in the info section, for more detail on this position. Please be advised that we will not reply to any e-mails that do not include a resume, cover letter and picture. No phone calls, please."

Widow Blogger

"b5media is looking for a blogger for WidowsQuest.com who can provide support and information for others who have lost a spouse or partner. The writer can be either a man or woman; most importantly, s/he must be compassionate and dedicated, able to post a minimum of six posts/week in addition to interacting with the online community and creating a community on the Widows Quest blog itself."

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Bouquet Makers

"Wholesale florist in Romulus has full- and part-time openings for Bouquet Makers of fresh cut flowers. No experience necessary for this production job."

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Soccer Coach

"Coaching, managing and recruiting for our men's soccer team. All required duties for program maintenance, including upkeep of team uniforms and equipment. Works directly with students and department staff. Organize bi-weekly practices and attend all weekly games."

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Shirt Hanger/Inspector

"The selected individual will be responsible for putting customer uniform shirts on hangers to be sent into the steam tunnel for pressing and wrinkle releasing. The shirt hanger/inspector will also be required to visually inspect all garments for proactive repairing such as holes, tears or missing buttons."

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CAT Scan/X-Ray Tech

"We are looking for a CAT scan/x-ray tech for a full/part time position at our imaging center. At least 1 year experience is required. Experience with CAT scan machine is required."

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Anger Management Teacher

"Must be experienced, entergetic and empathetic. Must be self motivated and professional with good group counseling skills. Master's degree in psychology, social work or marraige family therapy preferred...Compensation: $20."

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Composer

"Composer needed for series of 10, 30-second commercials. First commercial is completed and company would like to see spec music dropped behind it this week. If used, will pay between $500 and $1,000 for this spot and again for future commercials as well."

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Laser Engraver

"Jewelry manufacturer...is seeking an individual willing to learn to operate a laser engraver for engraving fine jewelry. Sagitta OEMK Marker experience a plus."

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Organist

"The organist plays in one worship service per week and significant liturgical occasions. The organist accompanies the Chancel Choir in one weekly rehearsal and for weekly anthems and occasional major work presentations...Candidate will be proficient in organ performance as well as possess a moderately high degree of ability as a pianist. Candidate should have significant experience playing in a liturgical setting, including excellent choral accompaniment skills, creative and engaging hymn and service playing and some improvisational ability...Annual Salary: $18-22K"

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Skate Park Monitor

"The Piedmont Recreation Department is seeking an individual to monitor the City's skate park, Sunday's only. Normal hours are 1 p.m. to dusk. Wage is $12.50/hour."

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Driving Instructors

"Drivers Ed Direct, an environmentally friendly and growing drivers ed company, is searching for part-time employees to give driving instruction to teens on Fridays, Saturdays and/or Sundays (weekdays may be available). We are looking for bright, hip, energetic people who have past experience teaching or working with teenagers (credentials a plus)...Compensation: $17/hour."

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Entomologist

"Experienced, hands-on scientist will lead a team screening microbial proteins for insecticidal activity. Scientist will work in the lab and direct other scientists that perform insect bioassays on economically important insects with the goal of discovering and characterizing genes that encode insecticidal activity."

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9-1-1 Operator

"Receive and process 9-1-1 calls from the general public concerning emergency police, fire or medical service needs. Receive and process calls for service and inquiries from the public. Enter data into a Computer Aided Dispatching system...Screen calls to determine need for assistance, proper routing and response to calls. Salary $29,348.80-$38,854.40 annually."

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Biostatistician

"Responsible for planning, coordinating and conducting statistical activities related to assigned clinical projects, including trial design, statistical analysis, interpretation of results and preparation of reports. Provides statistical input and direction to colleagues in other disciplines. May serve as the departmental statistician for specified clinical team(s). Provides guidance to CROs and reviews the corresponding deliverables. Salary $50-$60/hour."

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Toll Collectors

"Cash handling experience preferred. Solid work history and proven record of dependability heavily considered. $8/hr to start, plus attendance incentives, toll free bridge crossings, paid training and uniforms provided."

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Art Liaison

"Vantage Apparel, a leading sport apparel manufacturer and custom embroidery company is seeking an art liaison. Responsibilities include: Coordinating art orders by reviewing customer art for color, fabric & embroidery steps and documenting for digitizing purposes. Performing stitch count estimates, offer art/embroidery consultations and special projects as required. High school diploma, some college or course work preferred."

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Bird Feeder

"Looking for young person, high school or above, who would be interested in filling numerous bird feeders twice a week throughout the year."

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Online Military Enrollment Counselor

"The Online Military Enrollment Counselor is responsible for advisement and recruitment of active duty, reserve, spouses and veteran students via phone for graduate/undergraduate online programs...Must have prior Military experience...Must possess a relatively high level of interpersonal and communication skills to accurately convey university information."

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Picture Framer

"Must have a minimum of one year's experience in a retail picture frame store. Must be well spoken and have experience in sales and design, mat cutting, frame cutting and fitting...Compensation: $10-$15/hr."

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Urdu Annotator

"Excellent Urdu language skills. Comfortable working at a computer. Available 15-20 hours per week. Detail oriented. Familiarity with linguistics, especially syntax and semantics...Compensation: Salary: $20/hour."

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Fire Chief

"The successful candidate shall respond to all fires, alarm activations and emergency responses and remain on-scene for the duration of the emergency...Provide both scheduled and no-notice fire protection inspections for the facility; conduct monthly fire drills; document any hazards or deficiencies and perform subsequent tracking and follow-up; document all inspections with fire prevention inspection report; evaluate fire hazard reports and assign risk asessment codes to the fire-related occupational and environmental hazards to be in compliance; [and] prepare pre-fire plans for all new facilities."

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Mobile Billboard Operators

"Topsfield-based Guerrilla Billboards is looking for several responsible individuals to help us execute mobile marketing campaigns for a variety of nationally known brands. These are both part-time and full-time campaign oriented positions."

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P.I.

"Cat's Eye Private Investigations is seeking licensed private investigators to work part-time in various parts of North Carolina and bordering states...Candidates must possess a valid driver's license and an approved vehicle for conducting investigations...This position is very intense and has a probationary period."

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Metalsmithing Instructor

"Metalsmithing instructor wanted to teach beginning and continuing metalsmithing. Duties would include teaching one-day workshops and two to three 3-hour classes... Pay: $20/hr."

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Snake Sitter

"I'm leaving out of the country for four months until mid-December. I need someone who is comfortable and experienced with snakes to take care of mine until I get back. I will provide everything: cage, food and bedding. I'll pay $30/month."

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Weekend Sports Anchor/Reporter

"Sacramento's leading Spanish-language TV station is looking for a weekend Sports Anchor/Reporter. It is a part-time position. Responsible for building the sports segment assignment, looking for stories and building the sports rundown. Duties also include the writing of teases/headlines and the ordering of graphics. Should work with video archive, feeds and the designated equipment. Also should work as production crew during the show."

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Detention Officer

"The duties and responsibilities of this position include the safekeeping, custody, control and supervision of pre-trial and post-conviction inmates confined to the Charleston County Detention Center. The work involves mandatory rotating shifts, including weekends, holidays and natural disasters. There is a one-year probationary period and all Detention Officers serve at the pleasure of the Sheriff of Charleston County. In addition, all candidates must successfully complete the South Carolina Criminal Justice Academy's Basic Jail course of instruction within the first year of employment. SALARY RANGE:$28,381 - $42,895."

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Wine Maidens

"Looking for young maidens to help create 'authentic European Style Wine.' Duties would include stomping grapes and assistance in sanitizing equiptment."

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Tree Specialist

"Do you love trees and have a desire to care for them? We need individuals who want to work outside and enjoy working at different locations. Must be good with people, able to manage daily schedule and read a map. Pay is $11/hour and $2 additional if you are a certified arborist."

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Zamboni Drivers

"Part-time and full-time Zamboni drivers are needed at the New Roc Ice Skating Center at New Roc City...Compensation: Depending on experience."

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Locksmith

"Licensed locksmith with minimum 5 years experience needed for midtown area. No driver's license required. Safe/vault and/or low voltage a plus. Salary commensurate with experience and skills."

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Water Safety Instructor

"Responsibilities include: teach beginner, intermediate and advanced swim to children, teenagers and adults; maintain student records; conduct student outreach; assess student swimming ability; ensure compliance with NYC Department of Health aquatic regulations; maintain swimming pool. Requirements: Must be certified ARC water safety instructor or equivalent; must possess current First Aids and CPR for the Professional Rescuer certificates. Lifeguard and RTE certifications preferred. Compensation: $18-$23/hour."

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Math Empowerment Tutor

"Math Empowerment Tutors must show a commitment to academic achievement, which includes demonstration of academic and intellectual competence, high moral values and patience, as well as an understanding of the particular educational needs of both the MWEP population and that of an urban school district. The position requires the ability to maintain a positive attitude and serve as a role model while exhibiting professional behavior at all times... $14.50/hour part-time."

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Birthday Party Performers

"The New York Kids Club, a premiere childhood enrichment facility with three Manhattan locations, is seeking individuals to join our weekend birthday party team. Experienced singers, dancers, actors and/or gymnasts only please."

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Snow Plower

"Two-unit condo with 25-30 foot driveway and front walk, right off of Mt. Auburn Street, needs reliable snow removal/sanding services this winter. Single mom needs to drive child to school in a.m. so reliabilty is critical. Pay is negotiable."

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Roller Hockey Coach

"Worcester Polytechnic Institute’s Club Sports program needs a coach for the roller hockey team. Coaching or playing experience preferred. Teach advanced skills to college age student/athletes, and schedule and attend practices and contests."

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Zookeeper

"Responsible for daily animal husbandry and exhibit maintenance, diet preparation, enrichment, record keeping and working with volunteers and zoo guests...Requires a high school diploma; college degree in related field preferable. Also requires one year of animal care experience with good observation and communication skills; work as a productive member of a team...Compensation: $11.78/hour."

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Chief Meteorologist

"WFMJ-TV has an opening for a Chief Meteorologist. Responsiblities include the preparation and on-air presentation of weathercasts at 6 and 11 p.m., supervision of staff and determination of departmental equipment needs."

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Dice Dealer

"This position facilitates and creates an exciting atmosphere for the casino by providing excellent customer service. Must pass and remain in compliance with Gaming Commission background check and drug-free work place policies. Experience or training as a Dice Dealer or other table game dealer desired."

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Celebrity Sound-Alike Voiceover Artists

"Can you nail the voices of Paris? Lindsay? Mel? Tom? Oprah? Need to hear your MP3 demo right away."

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Equestrian Lead

"Experience with horses and children and adolescents is required, as is the ability to care for, prepare and ride horses, which can include such activities as lifting 40 pound saddles. Experience with a severely emotionally disturbed population is highly desired...Salary range for this position is $14.50 to $15.50/hour.

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Dirt Diggers

"I need two guys to work in a crawl space digging and installing concrete block. This is not a nice job but it pays money. If you are not willing to bust your ass, don't bother responding."

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Airbrush Artist

"Seeking a talented airbrush artist with at least 3 years experience with the airbrush, to work in the entertainment industry airbrushing T-shirts, hats and other apparel. Individual must have own equipment (airbrushes, compressor, drop cloth, easle, shirt boards, etc.); multi-gun system is preferred for cleanliness and speed. Must have own reliable transportation. Must have clean work habits and reliable. Compensation: Determined upon experience and skill level."

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Novice Crew Coach

"Duties include: Designing and implementing a novice training program for the fall and spring -- novice rowers will be both experienced and inexperienced; managing and coaching novice practices; [and] holding a minimum of 3 weekday morning water practices a week (depart West Village ca. 5:30 a.m.) during fall and spring seasons, times for weekend and winter practices to be determined. Benefits include: Relatively flexible schedule and support from head coach if you need to be out due to illness or work; fair part-time compensation from New York University; [and] fully-funded travel/accomodations including covered per-diem expenses for team activity."

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Crime Scene Cleanup Techs

"New England Crime Scene Clean-up is looking for candidates for the position of crime scene cleanup technician. This position is an on-call as-needed position. Selected candidates will be invited to attend training and certification course."

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Backcounty Field Instructors

"The Backcountry Field Instructor teams consist of three to four instructors working an eight-day on, six-day off rotation. While in the field, instructors are responsible for the physical and emotional safety of the students as well as experientially teaching curriculum and primitive skills; leading hiking, climbing and biking trips; positive role modeling and having fun...Field Instructor's annual salary ranges from $21,000 to $23,700. $1,000 bonus at 12 months."

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Freelance Porno Critics

"We're looking for great writers with a love of porn to write smart, snappy and arousing adult film reviews for us. We need reviewers for both gay and straight porn, but all applicants must be over 21 and willing to work to strict deadlines...Writers will be paid a flat rate for each review we decide to use."

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Freelance Acquisitions Editor

"National Lampoon is hiring a freelance acquisitions editor specializing in the Humor category. This position reports to the publisher and will help to develop and strengthen National Lampoon's ventures in publishing. The ideal candidate is familiar with acquiring manuscripts and trade titles, possesses excellent communication skills and has a strong sense of humor."

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Ultrasound Tech

"Very busy OB/GYN seeking a full-time/part-time ultrasonagrapher who has experience in an OB/GY field. Must be licensed. Must have great personality, friendly, caring, professional."

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Au Pair

"Do you like pasta, beautiful places and new experiences? Come to Italy for the adventure of a lifetime as an au pair! Meet new people, learn a new language and make an impact in some children's life. You are expected to help in taking care of children, enjoying spending time and interacting with them. The au pair should take initiative in keeping things organized and neat, giving a hand with the everyday household chores. The host family will do their best for the au pair to be happy and have a pleasant stay in Italy. If this sounds like the job for you please contact annaparavia@tin.it and you will be e-mailed an application form. Free of charge to applicants."

Dog Musher

"Experienced mushers with or without dog teams are encouraged, but experience is not always necessary. Duties consist of driving a custom built wheeled sled while entertaining passengers about various aspects of mushing. Duties also include feeding dogs and cleaning/upkeep of dog camp. Good work ethic a must! Must be good with people/dogs!"

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Marathi Speakers

"We need someone to check and correct subtitles on a feature length documentary film. Must be fluent in Marathi and English. Compensation: $25/hour."

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Flag Football Officials

"Qualified candidates will administer all aspects of games assigned and will be responsible for ensuring that all safety standards and sportsmanship goals are met while officiating games. All candidates must be able to communicate positively and effectively with youth and the public, have excellent interpersonal skills, be enthusiastic, be in good physical health and be able to manage their time effectively."

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Nit Pickers

"If you like working with kids, we can train you as a clinician for headchecks in schools and at our Manhattan clinic...Compensation: $20/hour."

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Horse-Drawn Carriage Drivers

"Must be at least 18 years old, w/Illinois drivers license in good standing, no felonies in last 5 years. Horse experience helpful but not required...Compensation: $15,000 to $20,000/year."

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Ushers

"Looking for friendly, personable, responsible people. Please apply if you have ushered before, show up for work on-time and have a positive attitude. All ushers are required to wear nice black clothes -- no jeans, no T-shirts, no sneakers, no baseball hats, etc. Ushers must arrive one hour before curtain...and stay until the show ends. Responsibilities include: Seating patrons, passing out programs, answering questions, late seating, selling concessions, providing elevator service, picking up programs after show, etc...Compensation: $30/show"

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Radio Drag Queens/Transvestites

"Very feminine looking males dressed in drag/women's attire needed! Please submit age, height, weight and photo (photo is a MUST)."

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Streetscape Inspector

"The Streetscape Inspectors are the eyes and ears of our company. Inspectors walk our 31-block district, examining the physical conditions of 2,854 static street elements (street signs, lightpoles, tree pits, etc.) and make observations regarding general conditions. Inspectors are also responsible for monitoring the supply of newspapers in the district newsboxes and contacting publishers when necessary...This position pays $10/hour for approximately 20 hours per week (depending on your schedule)."

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