Eccentric Employment

Lemonade Clerk

"We are looking for someone to sell fresh squeezed lemonade, part-time, at a portable cart at the zoo. Must be fun and outgoing with a good attitude. The job includes making the lemonade, setting up the cart, selling from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., and washing all the smallwares at the end of the day. It's a no stress job, but weekends are a must... Compensation: $8/hour, plus tips."

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Fisheries Biologist

"Candidates must possess a Bachelor's Degree from an accredited college with a major in fisheries or wildlife, ecology, limnology or other related science...Candidates should also have a minimum of 6 months of relevant work experience, be skilled in technical writing and the use of personal computers, and be willing and able to work at remote field projects for up to several weeks at a time...The starting annual salary will be $45,000 to $50,000 depending on qualifications, plus benefits."

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Tax Reviewer

"We are seeking an experienced professional to review 1040 returns for high net-worth individuals. The qualified professional will have a working knowledge of current tax law and trends. Large public accounting firm experience required. CPA is a must. This is a part-time (25 hours per week) to full-time (40 hours plus) position from Feb. 15-April 15."

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Elder Care Giver

"Seeking reliable honest people to help elderly perform basic house chores and help with activities of daily living (no bathing, not a CNA position). Spanish, Italian or other language helpful. Transportation and valid license a MUST, no exceptions. Many locations and time schedules. Part-time or full-time. Background check required. $8/hour. Experience not needed but appearance, honesty and reliability a must."

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Homeless Shelter Director

"We are currently seeking a director for our overnight shelter to provide services to homeless individuals and manage a small part-time staff. Some night work required. The successful candidate will have at least 5 years of experience working with homeless individuals and a BSW/MSW or equivalent. Since this is a cold weather shelter, the director will have additional duties in the off-season based on his/her expertise and the needs of the organization. The director will provide services to help clients overcome homelessness and live a life of dignity...Compensation: $42,000 to $46,000."

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Tool Grinder

"Sets up and operates grinding machines such as surface, universal, carbide drill and tool and cutter grinders to sharpen tools to specifications. Sets up and operates power -driven machinery to sharpen tools; studies blueprints or follows other written or verbal instructions to achieve desired results. Selects the proper grinding wheels and attaches them to spindles. Positions and secures cutting tools to be sharpened. Positions the table or spindle to obtain a specified taper or bevel on cutting tool edges. Sets controls for rotation speed of the cutting tool and grinding wheel and for the feed rate. Measures sharpened tools to verify conformance to specifications using various measuring instruments and gauges."

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Sportfishing Captain

"Wanted for 2007 Season in Gustavus, Alaska. Established business, new boat, competitive pay, housing optional."

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Body Wrap Technician

"The positions require outgoing enthusiastic personalities, good physical health/stamina, excellent sales and customer service skills, and preferably, experience in the health/fitness or customer service fields. Job requirements include wrapping customers, selling packages and retail, ant-aging face taping, other services, handling phone inquiries and spa set-up and clean-up. On the job training will be provided...$11/hour plus 3% to 5% commissions on retail and package sales plus tips."

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Chief Beer Officer

"Four Points by Sheraton seeks Chief Beer Officer to act as independent, part-time consultant for their Best Brews Program...Act as a beer ambassador for the hotel at microbrewery tours, beer festivals and on bar stools across the country. Develop an intimate knowledge of the over 200 domestic and imported beers that are part of the Best Brews Program (which will be supplied to the candidate). Introduce these to the public through monthly blog reviews. Brew eloquence and a bubbly personality are both a plus."

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Zamboni Drivers

"Seeking conscientious part-time employees to work evening/night shifts up to 4 days a week including weekends. Responsible for customer service, facility maintenance and cleaning and for ice resurfacing. Must be able to work in fast-paced, kid-friendly environment. Experience in refrigeration systems, automobile mechanics, janitorial services and/or operating large machinery desired but not required...Compensation: $8 to $10/hour."

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Cello Instructor

"Fast growing Hollywood music lesson studio is hiring a cello instructor to teach private lessons to students of all ages. This is a great opportunity for the right candidate to join an expanding company connected to the heart of the L.A. music industry. Qualified candidates should possess the following credentials: completed diploma/certificate from accredited music school [and] 1 year of teaching experience."

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Bead Stringers

"Helpers needed to work on fabulous jewelry for internationally known designer. No experience needed, but must be creative and handy."

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Whitewater Raft Guides

"ROW Adventures, Idaho's largest outfitter is looking for experienced Whitewater Raft Guides for the 2006 summer…Our mission is 'Sharing Nature - Enriching Lives' and we are looking for guides with a strong background in interpretation and a true love of guiding. We offer competitive pay, housing or camping at all of our outposts, free trips for family, 401(k) and a flexible spending account."

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Fatherhood Coordinator

"Team-focused community agency in northwest D.C. seeks committed staff to coordinate our fatherhood project. Responsible for working with diverse population of fathers by providing case management and services to increase self-sufficiency and enhance relationship development. Bilingual (Spanish/English) fluency preferred...Salary: $33,000 to $36,000."

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Fashion/Textiles Advisor

"...Build the capacity of the girls in the community who are interested in fashion designing. You'll pass on your knowledge of modern techniques and develop the girls' practical clothes-making skills. Ideally the girls will have the relevant skills to start their own fashion business or work as designers in well-established fashion firms once they have graduated...You'll need to be a strong-minded self-starter who can motivate a team as well as individuals, with bags of patience. You'll need good communication and mentoring skills to ensure a strong relationship between you and your students."

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Preserve Curator

"Apply now for an exciting opportunity to supervise and coordinate a curatorial/exhibits operation prior to the opening of the Las Vegas Springs Preserve (LVSP) in 2007. The LVSP is a 180-acre remnant of natural history and habitat as well as the original oasis of Las Vegas. This exciting attraction will offer a unique cultural experience that includes outdoor concerts and performances, desert botanical gardens, museum galleries, an indoor theater, a historic photo gallery and walking trails that meander through a scenic wetland habitat...Salary: $63,507 to $71,446/annually, DOQ."

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Trails Specialist

"The trails specialist assists the Mountains to Sound Greenway Stewardship Program in conducting enhancements on the 500+ mile wildland trail network in the 700,000-acre Mountains to Sound Greenway corridor outside of Seattle, Wash. A few of the hallmarks of the program include its integral role in coordinating projects amongst multiple public agencies and its extensive community involvement in on-the-ground efforts. The right candidate will be an experienced trail hand who is detail-oriented, quality and quantity driven and is able to work independently as well lead a trail crew."

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Dosimetrist

"Computes standard dose calculations for radiation treatments, including treatment machine settings, documents calculations and records treatment data in therapy chart. Performs phantom verification checks and applies quality assurance procedures to ensure accuracy of dose calculations."

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Gift Wrappers

"Neiman Marcus is accepting applications for seasonal gift wrappers. The positions are full-time, requiring a flexible schedule: weekdays, evenings and weekends. We offer competitive compensation, a positive work environment and 30% employee discount on the world's finest merchandise and outstanding company benefits."

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Speech Therapist

"Complete assessments, treatment plans; conduct patient and family education; current License; experience with adult or geriatric population is preferred...Salary negotiable and commensurate with experience."

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Elementary School Teacher

"Bronx Lighthouse Charter School is currently looking for an excellent K-4 classroom teacher to join a team of educators who are: passionate about education; dedicated to student achievement; craving real professional development; excited about collaborating; and relentless in their pursuit of excellence."

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Wire Jewelry Maker

"Jewelry designer based in Brooklyn needs reliable and experienced help producing wire jewelry. You must be experienced making jewelry using wire wrap techniques...Compensation: $10 to $15, based on experience, paid daily."

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Christmas Tree Salesperson

"Sell, stock, deliver and provide the most wonderful customer service (we all multi-task) at Manhattan and Brooklyn's most elite and high profile NYC park and other locations. Everyone does whatever is necessary to help make the Christmas tree stand operate with optimum functionality, harmony and great vibes. Much outdoor work (not all), in all weather conditions -- we work with warm hearts and a smile and make our customers' tree-buying experience sweet, no matter what the weather! Unlike many 'tree operations,' you do not have to be big and strong to be hired (this job isn't all about that, though there is some physical work involved). The main qualifications we look for are integrity, great work ethic and follow-through with high-reliability and of course, lot of holiday spirit! We will take those qualities over brawn any day...Compensation: Pay + Bonus+Tips."

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Internet Assistant

"Need someone who know Flash, HTML (php) and music editing for jazz Website. Approximately 20 hours a week, some off-site is also possible. Must be PC-based. Design is not needed, just programming for updating itineraries, Flash design changes, php for Website tools and music editing for podcasts. No mornings...Compensation: $10/hour for first month (trial) and then $15/hour."

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Psychics

"Are you psychic? If so, you may have what it takes to work for our busy psychic phone line. Our psychics work full- or part-time from their homes as independent contractors and get paid weekly. The more you work, the more you earn. Our top psychics can make over $1,000/week. Qualified candidates should have some experience in the field, and most importantly, must be capable of delivering accurate and insightful readings to the public over the phone. We are looking for credible, reputable psychics, clairvoyants, astrologers and tarot readers who can deliver high-quality readings for our clients."

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Minister of Music

"Provide music and direct the choir at service regularly scheduled on Sunday morning. Select appropriate music for each service. Assist the employer in securing a substitute musician in the event that the Minister of Music is unable to attend a regularly scheduled Sunday morning service or other planned event...Provide music and direct the choir at outings to which the choir has been invited to perform, such as concerts, cultural events, etc....Facilitate a minimum of one weekly, two-hour rehearsal with the choir...Compensation: Based on experience (references required)."

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Boat Repairman

"We are a professional mobile yacht repair and refinishing business based in Alameda, specializing in painting, varnishing, hardware and teak decks...Job requires use of a variety of power tools including disc, palm and rotary sanders, polishers, drills, heat guns, etc., along with a lot of hand sanding to prep wood and fiberglass for paint and varnish. A great attention to detail while getting jobs done in a timely manner, being able to work both independently and as a team. You are usually on your knees, heavy lifting, bringing equipment, supplies to site and having to work around rigging, hardware, acetone, thinners, etc., so this is NOT an appropriate job for anyone with knee, back or neck problems or chemical sensitivities...Compensation: $9 to $15/hour, DOE, plus health insurance compensation after 2 months."

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Sterile Processing Tech

"Sterile processing tech needed to join private surgery center staff for three days a week. Duties will include, but not limited to, all aspects of sterile processing, stocking, preparing the operating and recovery rooms for surgery. Requirements: Minimum 2 years experience in sterile processing."

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Research Field Observer

"We are looking for field observers to assist in data collection for upcoming research projects...Candidates applying to work as a field observer should have a very keen eye for detail, the ability to follow directions and to work very well independently...Some of our project work includes doing data collection for traffic safety research studies. For one component of this research, the work of the field observer would be to use a provided video camera or digital camera to record specified traffic intersections. In some cases, the field observer would conduct brief surveys with either pedestrians or drivers at specified locations. This component of the data collection involves hand written observations, and the ability to write clearly and succinctly is highly desired...The rate of pay is $16/hour."

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Museum Educators

"Kidspace Children's Museum seeks educators to facilitate guest experience and deliver educational programs. Educators receive training on facilitation of hands-on programs in the arts, sciences, humanities and early childhood, as well as the Museum's procedures for injuries, lost children and emergencies and responses to the most frequent guest inquiries...Salary: $8/hour to start, with opportunities to earn up to $10/hour within 6 months based on performance."

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Library Assistant

"Phillips Graduate Institute, a 35-year-old institution of higher education offering master's and doctorate degrees in psychology, is seeking a Library Assistant. Responsibilities include: assisting students, interns, alumni, faculty and staff with locating books, videos, audios and journals; providing support for library computer users; check out, check in, renew and re-shelve library materials; and troubleshoot problems with copy machines and computers."

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Microbiologist

"The successful candidate must also be proficient in laboratory procedures, including aseptic technique, culture, direct microscopy and quality assurance. Experience in either bacteriology or mycology needed, emphasis is on mycology and the ability to identify fungi using various keys."

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Shopping Concierge

"Westfield Santa Anita is now accepting applications for PT/FT/Seasonal Shopping Concierges to provide outstanding assistance to our customers, retailers and management team. Our concierges are responsible for answering phones, providing directions, answering customer inquiries, assisting the marketing team with special programs, events and activities and conducting all service functions of the customer service booth."

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Stall Cleaner

"Applicants must have experience with large animals (horses) and have transportation. Must be reliable. Job duties to include cleaning stalls, isle ways and refilling water buckets for horses. There are typically about 24 stalls to clean daily...Salary based on number of stalls cleaned. Occasional side work involving maintenance and repair of buildings and fences."

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Drug Test Collector

"Looking for a drug test collector to support a drug collection project in the South Chandler Area. Prior experience not necessary, but preferred. Hours are 5:30 a.m. to 7:30 a.m., Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Pay is $15/hour."

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Limousine Detailer

"We are looking for a motivated and hard-working detailer with excellent attention to detail. We have a fleet of limousines and luxury cars that need to be kept in top condition. Duties also include preventive maintenance like oil changes, air filters, tire rotations, etc., as well as general cleaning around the shop...Compensation: $8 to $8.50/hour, plus discounted limo services."

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Baseball Groundskeepers

"Peoria Sports Complex has 13 full-sized fields maintained to Major League Baseball standards. In addition to Spring Training baseball, the complex is host to a variety of youth and adult baseball tournaments as well as a variety of other baseball and non-baseball events throughout the year. The complex is seeking enthusiastic individuals to assist in the preparation of ball fields. These positions are seasonal, with varied part-time hours during the year. During the timeframes of Sept. through mid-Nov. and mid-Jan. through April, working hours typically average 20 hours/week. During other times of the year, working hours may be more sporadic...The pay rate is $8.75-$10/hour."

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Pension Actuary

"We are looking for a retirement plans actuary who is at least an ASA, 10 or more years of related experience, has project management experience and good communication skills. The emphasis on this position is managing client relationships rather than new business development. We prefer large client experience as this person will take over 2 to 3 major clients for all their defined benefits actuarial and consulting services...Compensation: $140,000 to $180,000/year, plus bonuses."

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Cargo Inspectors

"Cargo inspector required for contract work on containerized cargoes. Military background helpful. Some travel required."

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Bouncer

"Now hiring for a doorman position in a premier midtown beer bar. You should be 6'+ in height and 200+ pounds... Compensation: $15/hour + tips and meal."

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GPS Installers

"Looking for qualified 12 volt technicians to work as subcontractors for GPS installation and service. All candidates MUST meet the following requirements: Must have a valid and current driver's license. Must have own transportation and tools. Must be able to facilitate 24-hour response times in some cases. Pay scale is very generous and training will be provided. Background checks will be performed on ALL applicants. Car audio shops with mobile capabilities are encouraged to apply."

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Lesbian Cancer Initiative Coordinator

"The NYC Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center is seeking an experienced social worker to coordinate the services and delivery of cancer care support services for lesbian/bisexual women, including outreach, program liaison, intake, assessment and referral services as well as individual and group counseling. This position also requires the supervision of social work interns, and is responsible for associated administrative duties and contract/grant reporting...This is a half-time, non-exempt position, and is funded through March 2006."

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Woodturner

"Midtown manufacturing studio seeks a woodturner to operate our 24-inch Oneway lathe. Experience is preferred, but we would be willing to train an eager and fast learner. Duties could be expanded to other tasks in the studio for a motivated candidate. Requirements: Read and write English. HS diploma (or equivalent)."

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Freelance Photographers

"Brooklyn-based design firm looking for freelance digital photographers in New York, Miami, Los Angeles, Chicago, San Francisco and New Orleans. Candidates must be flexible, personable and available after Nov. 15, 2006, to work on an 'on call' basis. Ideal candidate should have an interest in design and some experience shooting indoor retail spaces."

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Tent Rigger

"The Big Apple Circus needs an adventurous person to join our Big Top Crew. Responsibilities include maintaining and adjusting the tent during performances, participating in rigging, raising and striking the tent during load in and load out operations. Position requires traveling with the circus and living on site, housing and meals provided."

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Animal Behavior Evaluator

"Perform behavioral evaluations on animals. Assist with program evaluation and modifications, as needed. Work closely with center supervisors to ensure that collected evaluation data is easily available and is used appropriately. Ensure compliance with the goal of having more than 85% of the dogs in the care of Animal Care & Control tested. Working conditions: Ability to work in an animal care facility where euthanasia is performed. Compensation: $34,000, plus benefits."

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Bike Messenger

"What are you doing inside that cubicle on such a perfect New York fall day? Are you sick of being cooped up in that boring office typing inane reports about nothing for 8 hours? Are you itching to break free of your corporate shackles? Breakaway Courier can help you. Our full-time commission-based bike messengers can earn up to $700/week. Part-timers can make $9 to $15/hour for their time. This is the perfect job for artist, actors or students who need to maximize their part-time earnings."

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Cabin Service

"Responsible for cleaning the interior of aircraft. Duties include, but are not limited to, wiping down all surfaces of galleys and lavatories; removing all refuse from containers, ashtrays, seat pockets and floors; wiping down all seat trays and removing debris from seats and arranging seat pocket items as required by various airlines; handling of wet garbage and gross volume stocking; performing cosmetic arrangement of seat belts and headrests; replenishing aircraft catering and toiletry supplies as required by airlines; folding and distributing blankets throughout aircraft; driving and positioning hydraulic lift truck as required; operating machinery used in the cleaning process; and the ability to comply with attendance/tardiness standards."

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Lego Engineering Instructors

"Teach concepts in physics, engineering and architecture; along with facilitating children's exploration of machines and structures using LEGO materials. Qualifications: 2 years of experience working with school-age children...Dependable, prompt and ability to be flexible. You must truly enjoy working with children and be able to maintain discipline while directing their design/building experience...Compensation is $16 to $20/hour, based on experience."

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Photo Retoucher

"Celebrity photo agency needs a part-time photo retoucher. Selecting the best images from a take and cropping them to emphasize news value are important considerations here as well as writing an interesting and accurate caption. As we are not the end-user of these photos, the emphasis is on getting a volume of images done reasonably well rather than making a few images look perfect. Advanced Photoshop techniques aren't necessary for what we do. Basic skills, speed and a good brain are more important. Compensation $15/hour."

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Think Your Job Is Tough?

Candace Corder's article about some of the dirtiest work in the science field should make you very thankful your job isn't so psychologically and physically demanding. Some of our favorites? Orangutan-pee collector, hot-zone superintendent, carcass cleaner and corpse-flower grower.

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Crossing Guard

"As crossing guard, you are responsible for the safe and courteous crossing of Crossroads students, parents and faculty. To ensure safe crossing, check the traffic, enter the street, stop sign above your head, use voice commands, whistle and hand signals to let people know it is safe to cross."

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Medication Monitor

"The Medication Monitor is responsible for monitoring the medications prescribed to clients at three transitional residential treatment programs, as well as the maintenance of medication records and billings, via weekly visit to each program. Primary duties and responsibilities [include]: Meet with newly admitted clients to review and assist their understanding of medication regimens and confirm that records have been set up...Review FAX’d medication orders from Intake when new client is present in program. Review and clarify any missing or questionable information. Insure that medication records have been properly set up...Pay rate is $24.80, with excellent benefits"

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Metrology Technician

"Rolls-Royce is pleased to announce an opening for a Metrology Technician in our Oakland, Calif. facility. The successful candidate will: Perform calibration/troubleshoot/minor repairs of micrometers (Dept/OD/ID) Calipers, Dial indicators and basic electronic knowledge. Perform calibration/troubleshoot/minor repair and function of temperature and pressure gauges and indicators. Basic blue print reading and interpretation. Perform calibration/ roubleshoot/minor repair of torque wrenches. Perform calibration/troubleshoot/minor repair of strip chart recorders, multimeters, etc."

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CPR Instructor

"We are currently seeking ASHI, American Heart or American Red Cross Instructors to teach AED/CPR/First Aid classes in the Chesapeake/Norfolk area. The pay is $25/hour for training our customers, plus set up time, mileage and travel time. All materials are provided if necessary, including manikins, books and class materials."

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Locomotive Supervisor

"Completed a crafts apprenticeship program and possess 10 years mechanical equipment maintenance experience with at least five years as a lead craftsman or supervisor. Relevant work experience may substitute for the apprenticeship certification. Extensive experience in the areas of mechanical and electrical systems maintenance. Knowledge of personal computers using word processing and spreadsheet software."

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Chef Instructor

"Committed chef needed for culinary arts program expanding to all five boroughs...Must be professional, patient and sensitive to NYC youth. At least 2 years industry experience plus a bachelor's degree required. $27,000, plus health benefits."

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Bell Ringer

"The Renton Salvation Army is now accepting applications for Christmas red kettle bell-ringers during the holiday season...Compensation starting at $8/hour - seasonal; no benefits."

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Lathe Machinist

"Experience with Okuma or Mazak lathes, preferably in aerospace products. Precision gear manufacturing experience highly desired. Must be able to read engineering drawings. Effective communication skills. Understanding of tooling, programming and set-up of CNC controlled lathes and mills preferred. Must be able to work independently...Salary range is $15-$22/hour, and depends on experience."

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