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Auto Estimator Trainee

"Candidates should have a broad background and knowledge in an auto repair practices, structural design, estimates, mechanical repairs and sheet metal repair. Former vocational training and auto body repair experience is preferred."

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Home Improvement Show Host

"Are you an experienced general contractor or builder with a big personality? Do your clients always tell you that you should have your own TV show? Brainbox Entertainment is seeking male and female hosts, all ethnicities (ages 25-50), for a new cable series. The host must be an expert contractor who can fix everything in the home. You’re passionate about your business, and you know how to do the job right!"

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Monster Makeup Artist

"ESP Films Ltd. is looking for an experienced Makeup Artist/Creature Effects Designer for our upcoming film "Cowboys & Indians" based on the comic book of the same name. We have 4 scenes involving 3 demonic zombie creatures. We only require the face and hands to be covered."

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Bellperson

"Hip downtown hotel seek Bellperson to work in a fast-paced hospitality environment. Candidate must be service-oriented, able to remain calm under pressure, able to multi-task while remaining calm and friendly, must be able to work outdoors regardless of the weather conditions, and have knowledge of what is happening in New York City. Great pay and benefits."

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Candle Maker

"Require services of expert candle maker. Must have deep experience in mixing of candles that have unique, blended scents and above all strong identifiable scents...Compensation: $8 to #10/hour."

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Chinese Translator

"A wine company needs a Chinese/English translator to translate a couple paragraphs on a coupon from English to Chinese. You must be able to read and write in English and Chinese. You can complete this project from home...Rate: $25, hourly."

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Costumer

"Independent School in Calabasas is seeking a part-time costumer to assist with costumes for drama and musical productions for grades 6-12. Part-time schedule will vary from days, evenings and weekends. Prior experience required."

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Broadcast Monitor

"Media Library is looking for people to monitor the news in the K.C. area. The job would involve creating reports of segments from the news. Equipment needed: computer, Internet, VCR or DVD recorder, TV, FTP connection. Typing skills a must. This is a work-at-home position but there are daily deadlines that must be met...Compensation: $10/program hour."

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Luggage Handlers

"Northwest Airlines, the world’s fifth largest airline, is seeking energetic, hardworking individuals to join our team! We are committed to our employees and empower them to provide reliable, convenient and consistent air transportation. Our team members also have access to exciting travel benefits that enable them to see the world first-hand! We have immediate openings for part-time luggage handlers, working 20 to 25 hours/week, with a starting payrate of $9/hour."

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Computer Reference Assistant

"Responsibilities of the computer reference assistant include assisting patrons with the use of computer equipment, microtext readers and reader/printers and digital photocopiers and scanners; aiding in the use of the PC Reservation system; helping patrons locate, retrieve, save and print information; answer directional and informational questions; cleaning and stocking computers, microtext machines, copiers and scanning equipment; and other tasks as assigned...Compensation: $9.63/hour."

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Chief of Police Services

"Under the direction of the Director of Police for the 12th District of the Federal Reserve Bank, the Chief of Police Services of the San Francisco Branch will direct a professional, customer service oriented staff of 50 sworn Federal Reserve Law Enforcement personnel. The Chief must be able to work in a banking environment, understanding that the position requires the candidate to be politically astute in dealing with department heads within the Banking culture. The ideal candidate will have exhibited a career of successful supervisory and managerial experience and success with particular emphasis on dealing with uniformed personnel, and having a proven track record in dealing with federal and local law enforcement and emergency service agencies. Must also have applied fundamentals of supervision, recruit, hire and develop clerical and professional staff, provide honest feedback and employ teamwork/consensus building skills."

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Tai Chi Teacher

"Excellent new downtown school is looking for a Tai Chi teacher for 5th and 6th grade students. Tuesday and Thursday afternoons are ideal, but the schedule is flexible. Excellent compensation."

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Culinary Assistants

"Culinary assistants support our customers and ensure they have a great meal assembly experience. They are responsible for the preparation and assembly of ingredients for multiple recipes in the food assembly area to be utilized by outside clientele and to pre-assemble meals for sale. This position requires the readying of ingredients for dishes, cleaning of work areas, dishes and equipment, as well as welcoming and interacting with our customers...Compensation begins at $10/hour along with food discounts."

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Foot Messenger

"Have a strong back and good feet? Able to withstand the elements? Need a foot messenger 9 a.m. - 4 p.m., Mon-Fri. Must be friendly, articulate and punctual. Light cleaning and inventory during down time. Will train the right person for bindery...Compensation: $8/hour, starting salary."

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Cabinet Maker

"Must be experienced in all phases of high end manufacture and installation; we build custom wall units, kitchens, vanities and baths, as well as fine commercial work. Our shop is very well equipped and meticulously maintained. Please be detail oriented and neat. Must be able to complete a job in a timely fashion."

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City Seasonal Aide

"Perform routine patrols and issue verbal warning to the general public concerning such matters as loud radio playing and bike path restrictions. Provide informational, educational and safety services to the general public in person and over the telephone. Assist in the radio dispatch of staff by relaying messages to appropriate departmental personnel. Completes simple reports on activities performed...Salary: $20,559 ($9.85/hour)."

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Termite Reinspector

"Orkin Pest Control is currently looking for individuals for our Reinspector Service position. This is an entry-level position that could develop into something much more. Prior pest control experience is a plus. Excellent customer service skills are necessary...Successful candidates will be responsible for the inspection of our customer's homes for termite activity. Reinspectors will follow a daily route schedule, insuring timely arrival at each stop. (A company vehicle is provided.) They will provide our customers with the best pest control and eradication services in the industry."

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Test Kitchen Assistant

"In conjunction with the junior editorial staff, maintain a database of all magazine recipes. Research databases to locate recipes. Prepare information for photo shoots, as directed by test kitchen director, art department and food editors. Under the direction of the test kitchen director and kitchen associates, maintain and order inventory of supplies. Shop for products needed on a last-minute basis. Open and sort mail; draft and distribute routine correspondence and follow up as required. Organize cabinets and counter to accommodate food products and supplies needed for recipe production. Maintain sanitary standards in the kitchen and adjoining office."

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Photo Development Specialist

"The primary purpose of this position is to oversee the category management of the photo department. Frequent independent judgments are essential...The associate is responsible for the functions below in addition to other duties as assigned: Analyze sales performance on a weekly, monthly and quarterly basis. Develop assortment plans by category, camera, film and batteries. Oversee category advertising for film and processing which includes assortment, product mix, sales and gross margins."

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Architect Evangelist

"We are looking for a rare bird to start a new kind of evangelism role at Microsoft. The ideal candidate will be well-versed in the current wave of consumer technologies, industry trends and competition. An active passion for connecting with customers and sharing your passion for Microsoft products is required. You must have a passion for generating excitement in the technology enthusiast community -- both in person and through online media. Roles and responsibilities change quickly so flexibility and fast decision-making abilities are a must. A passion for blogging, wikis and social software is critical."

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Dairy Milker

"Wanted: Dairy milker. Two years experience preferred. Housing available...Compensation: Based on experience."

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Spokesmodels

"Spokesmodels will be responsible for educating consumers about several popular brands! Spokesmodels are expected to represent each brand to a broad base of consumers. We seek energetic individuals with dynamic personalities to interact with a large audience! Prior event experience is a MAJOR plus, but we are also looking for some new faces, so if you're extremely outgoing and know how to work a crowd, we want to hear from you!"

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Beauty Specialist

"The Beauty Specialist will explain and sell a maximum amount of merchandise to customers on the selling floor. They will assist customers with selections and complete the sales through a cash register transaction and packaging. Beauty Specialists will provide utmost customer service to include greeting, and explaining the features and benefits of our client’s merchandise...Compensation: $12.25/hour to start, plus commissions, commensurate on experience and language level."

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WiFi Solution Architect

"You will play a key role in solution design, pricing and delivery. You will not only manage the implementation of agreed solutions on a day-to-day basis, but coach technical consultants to optimize efficiency and productivity. You deliver fully integrated solutions based on depth knowledge taking a leadership role with complex solutions."

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Beach Runner

"Work on Waikiki Beach for one of Oahu's Premier Hotels as a beach runner! Job responsibilities include but not limited to: Setting up and breaking down beach chairs and umbrellas for the hotel guests. Able to lift up to 50 lbs. and strong customer service is required...Compensation: $8/hour, plus tips."

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Sin Girl

"Original Sin Cider, a NYC cider co., is in search of a ‘Sin Girl’ to help with bar promotions. The pay is $80 for promotions that will last between 2 to 3 hours in duration. At first, the promotions are likely to be only once a month."

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Birthday Coordinator

"The New York Kids Club, a premiere childhood enrichment facility with three Manhattan locations, is seeking a Birthday Coordinator. This Wednesday-Sunday position would entail handling all birthday specific duties as well as assisting in registration and facility adminstration. Candidates must be well spoken, energetic, detail oriented, enjoy working in a fast paced environment and, most importantly, love children...Compensation: up to $12/hour."

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Military Linguists/Translators

"U.S. Army is looking for qualified individuals to fill positions of linguist and translators. Linguist positions are for U.S. citizens who speak a second language, or you may take an exam that qualifies you to learn a second language. Looking for a variety of languages to include French, Spanish, Arabic, German, Polish, Kurdish, Chinese, Korean, Parsi, Russian and many more. Translators positions are for Green Card holders who speak Arabic, Farsi, Dari, Persian, Pashtu, Turkish and Kurdish."

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Basketball Referees

"Basketball referees (beginning of January-end of March) will work weekday (Mon.-Thurs.) evenings. Successful candidates will assist the company in helping our games run smoothly, while reminding our members of the charity and social aspect of our leagues. Responsibilities and duties include: Manage all on-field logistics including timely start and completion of games; Referee games; Resolve on-court disputes; Clarify rules to participants."

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Pharmacist

"Manages the Pharmacy Department. Responsible for achievement of customer service and financial objectives, as well as adherence to professional practices and management of hourly Pharmacy associates...[We] offer a competitive salary, overnight shift premium rate, sign on bonus, paid lunch breaks, flexible schedule, work 7 on and 7 off, store locations in 18 states and promotion opportunities to the executive level and beyond."

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Arbor Patrol Specialists

"SavaTree/SavaLawn is nationally recognized for providing quality tree care, plant health care and lawn care services to residential and commercial clients...We are recruiting for 2 Arbor Patrol Specialists to work on amazing properties, sprawling estates and beautiful campuses at our Bedford Hills, N.Y. branch. Your responsibilities will include: the care and development of trees, ornamental plants and lawns on client landscapes; monitor, diagnose and treat insect, disease, physiological and cultural conditions; select the most appropriate product or treatment to be utilized for each problem; complete diagnostic reports, interact with clients in a professional manner, and provide comprehensive, thorough information to create an ideal environment for optimum health of landscapes."

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M&M's

"To become human M&M's, participants will be “candy coated” in official M&M's colors and have the iconic “M” emblazoned across their chests. A promotional video will memorialize all participants and the event will be covered by national television."

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ACT/SAT Tutor

"Part-time tutors teach our ACT or SAT prep courses, providing between 8 and 20 hours of instruction for each student. We are seeking caring individuals who can relate well with many types of students and families and who can work well independently. Private tutors have the opportunity to specialize in either the math or verbal areas of the tests. Tutors may also teach particular SAT subject tests such as math, chemistry, history or literature...Compensation: $15-$17/hour, plus out of class pay and mileage reimbursement."

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Gymboree Teacher

"If you are naturally good with children (ages 0 to 60 months) and have the skills to talk to parents, we need you at Gymboree...Skills required include facilitating class, computer entry, sales and cleaning. Cannot be shy to sing or lead song in front of a group of adults and children. Also must be able to follow directions and be a self-starter. The job is part-time with training to start immediately. During training,
more availability is required. With a schedule of promised hours each week, there are ample opportunities for additional hours if you need more...Compensation: Training $7.63/hour then $10 during probationary period, then $12."

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Furniture Designer

"Will be responsible for space planning, furniture specification, office layouts and reconfiguration, as well as produce creative workplace solutions. Requires two plus years commercial interior design experience with a major systems furniture line. AutoCAD is also required...Salary: $45,000 to $65,000/year."

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Guide Dispatcher

"The Guide Dispatcher will work in Waikiki and will coordinate & schedule tour guide movements. They will work at a desk that is located inside of the Waikiki Shopping Plaza. Most of the dispatching is done over the phone...Compensation: $11/hour."

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Nature Guide

"If you love people, nature and you can speak fluent English and Japanese while hiking, biking, kayaking and snorkeling, we want to interview you. Oahu's #1 Adventure company is looking for full & part-time guides. Qualified candidates must have a valid Hawaii driver's license, able to drive 15-passenger vans, proof of clean driving record, CPR/1st AID (can obtain upon hire) and be a fun and enthusiastic person...Compensation: $10/hour plus full medical benefit plan."

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Fragrance Compounder

"Immediate opening for an experienced fragrance compounder. Working with exisiting and new formulations."

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Vinyasa Yoga Teacher

" Joschi International, Inc. is looking for highly motivated, competent and experienced teachers (>3years) for vinyasa yoga/power yoga. We are looking for strong teachers who have the ability to contribute significantly to a member's health, fitness and wellness goals while providing the highest level of instruction. Ultimately we are looking for teachers who are creative, energetic, driven and knowledgeable and enjoy being part of an international team that promotes technical excellence, personal values and the highest professional standards."

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Aquatics Director

"The Greenpoint YMCA is seeking an aquatics director to provide direction and leadership to the aquatic department. This person will be responsible for daily safe pool operations, program development and swim team operations...Qualifications: BA/BS, CPR/FPR/AED/02 Certification, YMCA or other Lifeguard Certification, minimum two years experience supervising lifeguards and managing pool facility."

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Scientists

"Science can be interesting, but all too often the people teaching us are too boring. We're looking for hip, good-looking men and women who can speak intelligently about a wide variety of scientific subject matters. The ideal person is 25-40, very articulate and especially passionate about science. We want people who can illustrate scientific principles by using interesting analogies and layman terms to which everyone can relate. Since this show is meant to 'blow your mind in an entertain way,' we need people who are very 'TV friendly.'"

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Dungeon Manager

"One of New York's most well-established commercial dungeons (The Dungeons of Mistress Elizabeth) seeks part-time manager/phone person. Responsibilities include arranging appointments, checking inventory, handling money and most importantly protecting owners interests. We need a female over 30 with a very strong personality whose schedule is flexible. Person should be extremely reliable and punctual with a basic knowledge of BDSM...There is no sexual contact or nudity allowed at our establishment...Compensation: $15/hour."

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Percussionist

"Looking for percussionist to jam with amazing eclectic DJ. Steady gig. We have congas and aux. Must be driven, have stamina and drive...Compensation: $100/night."

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Board Room Concierge

"Provide an inviting and comfortable environment for members and guests; establish rapport by personally greeting each guest; prepare food, beverage and liquor service for members and guests; promote Alaska Airlines products and services; respond to and resolve customer inquiries; assist customers with necessary travel arrangements (seat assignments, check-in service, reservations, hotel, rental car arrangements); prioritize members' needs and requests in a tight time frame; identify creative solutions to handle unhappy or mishandled passengers; [and] process new member enrollments and renewals."

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Aircraft Mechanic

"Inspect, test, repair, maintain and service aircraft. Reads and interprets aircraft maintenance manuals and specifications to determine feasibility and method of repairing or replacing malfunctioning or damaged components. Modifies aircraft structures, space vehicles, systems or components following drawings, engineering orders and technical publications. Examines and inspects engines or other components for cracks, breaks or leaks. Disassembles and inspects parts for wear, warping or other defects."

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Fire and Gas Specialist

"The Fire and Gas Specialist will play a key role in implementing a systematic approach in resolving fire and gas systems management issues. The position holder will work with fire and gas engineers, technical authority and field personnel to identify, group and prioritize issues associated with fire and gas alarm and suppression systems. The position holder will provide technical support to field managed fire and gas upgrade projects."

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Juicetenders

"Are you an early bird? Do you know how to multi-task? Do you enjoy people? Do have experience working in a juice bar? Then Juicy Lucy would like you to join her staff of responsible, self motivated and professional juicetenders to work at her East Village locations."

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Court Researcher

"The successful candidate will travel to the courthouses of various counties to look up new home loan and home loan re-finance information from the deeds of trust and forward the information back to us in a timely manner...Successful candidate must have excellent computer skills, knowledge of Microsoft Excel and have own their laptop with Windows 2000 or newer version. Ideal candidate must be self-motivated, independent and dependable individual. Pay is based on production excellent pay attainable."

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Ice Cream Store Crew

"Haagen-Dazs is the best ice cream in the world and one of America's favorite. We are currently hiring crew members for our brand new location in Lansdowne Town Center, Leesburg, Va... We are looking for highly motivated and enthusiastic individuals to provide our customers with the best ice cream product and experience. You will also perform daily tasks such as opening and closing the store in the mornings and evenings, making ice cream recipes and creating ice cream cakes. Opportunities for advancement to shift supervisors and assistant managers are available to the most suitable persons! We offer great benefits with competitive salary (income based on experience plus tips), daily ice cream allowance, employee discounts, bonus incentives and many more."

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Youth Care Worker

"Girls and Boys Town of New Jersey is looking for overnight staff who must remain awake to monitor operations of girl's short-term assessment and residential program. Looking for staff to conduct safety checks, handle crisis situations, manage youth on special watches for suicide risk and behavioral issues. Enter narrative data including key entry. Individual will assist with facility maintenance as well as maintain overall safety...Pays $12 to $14/hour."

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Aquarist

"Duties include care, cleaning and feeding of 50,000 gallons of aquariums, including all life support systems and maintain show quality of all aquaria. Requirements: Biology degree or a combination of 3 years college biology and related work experience in aquatic field. Knowledge of water chemicals, filtration and be able to demonstrate same at interview. Basic to advances SCUBA Certification with more than 10 hours dive time and most recent dive no more than 6 months ago. Ability and agility to lift 50-70 lbs. and navigate confined spaces."

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Immigration Paralegal

"Midtown NYC based immigration law firm needs experienced paralegal. The immigration paralegal will be in charge of approximately 100 open files. About one-half of them are employment-based immigration matters involving H-1B visa and PERM based labor certification applications. The other half mostly deals with variety of other non-immigrant visa applications either to USCIS or to U.S. consulates and embassies throughout the world."

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