Eccentric Employment

Mermaids

"Looking for enthusiastic, honest professionals with cleaning experience and an attention to detail to join our growing team. Only experienced and serious mermaids need apply. Responsibilities include cleaning, detailing and waxing high end yachts and sailboats. Pay range $10 to $15/hour, based on experience. Full- and part-time positions available. Fluency with English is required."

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Crocheter

"Do you like to crochet? Crochet over apparel that is sold on the Internet. You get paid per item upon approved completion. You can make $9 to $20/hour. Must complete orders within 1 to 2 days. Very easy projects for ALL ages. Will train! Homemakers, retirees, students encouraged to apply."

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Surveillance Camera Installers

"Must have experience and full knowledge of installations of cameras/digital video recorders. Must have car, be willing to travel to all boroughs and Nassau/Suffolk counties. Must have tools and ladder. Some work in New Jersey and Connecticut. Need working knowledge of all types of connectors power supplies/transformers, etc. Must be independent. Seeking part-time leading to full-time work (based on experience and professionalism). Top dollar paid for right people. References a plus. Willing to train right people on networking end. Network experience a plus but not necessary."

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Pastry Plater

"Home Restaurant, a busy, stylish Market St. restaurant, is hiring a part-time pastry plater, 3 to 4 shifts per week. Must be available nights and weekends. A good work ethic, cleanliness and ability to work independently is essential. Experience is helpful, but some Spanish and a good attitude are even more promising."

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Butterfly Enthusiasts

"Hershey Gardens' Butterfly House is looking for staff on a part-time basis and staff that can work up to 38 hours a week from mid-May to when the Butterfly House closes -- Sept. 23. People are needed who can work with personnel, volunteers and especially our visitors. We are looking for people who like to learn about butterflies and talk to others about butterflies. The staff will be involved in the caring and maintaining of the Butterfly House, which will be the home to over 400 butterflies during the summer season."

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Speed Readers

"The USA Network hit Character Roadtrip is looking for speed readers who want to share their unique character and talent with the world. Do you want to show the world what type of character you are? We can help! Do you have a cool hobby? Unique Talent? Huge collection? If so then this is the show for you! Please send a picture, contact info and a brief description of what type of character you are."

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First Aid/CPR Instructor

"Looking for a change of pace? Looking for something to supplement your income? Become an American Red Cross Instructor! We are currently seeking per diem/on call First Aid/CPR Instructors. This position offers flexibility and the opportunity to teach American Red Cross Safety & Preparedness courses in the Greater New York area. Instructors must be available to work a minimum of two days per week...Bilingual Spanish speaking preferred."

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Wildlife Biologist

"Candidate will work under the technical oversight of the Installation Conservation Branch Chief and Red-Cockaded Woodpecker (RCW) biologist responsible for monitoring and surveying RCW areas through the Environmental Management Division. Duties will include field verification, map analysis, consultation with subject matter experts, following and identifying RCW banded birds with spotting scopes and capturing and banding nestlings during the breeding season."

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Pizza Maker

"The Big Green Truck, a catering company doing pizza parties from a mobile pizzeria built on an antique truck and featuring a wood-fired oven (see Biggreentruckpizza.com for pics and details) is looking for pizza makers full- or part-time for this season (April-October). We make thin crust, gourmet and traditional pizzas for private parties. Work is outdoors, exhibition style, in front of the guests; no more looking at the same 4 walls day in day out. Work is mostly Friday, Saturday, Sunday -- no problem getting two days off in a row. We serve pizza buffet style -- pizza chefs make whatever they think the crowd wants, creativity a strong plus. Why not get out of the city this summer and have some fun working for a change?"

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Flag Football Site Coordinator

"Qualified candidates for the above position will plan, coordinate, administer and assist in providing a comprehensive sports league for youth that is of the highest of quality...Working knowledge of how to play and coach (American) football. Ability to take direction, plan, organize, lead groups and communicate effectively with staff and the public. Excellent interpersonal skills, enthusiastic and interest in having fun...Prior experience in coaching, teaching, administering sports programs and experience in working with youth ages 6 to 14. Relevant degree or Certified Youth Sports Administrator Certification a plus."

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Cheese Intern

"CHEEZWHSE, one of America's leading importers is looking for someone who 'loves cheese.' This person will be learning everything involved in the distribution of gourmet foods. Job duties include quality control, inventory management, assisting the cheese buyer and general work duties. (However, this is a 'intern' position and you may be working in the warehouse when all the help does not show up.) After a six months training program, there is a possibility of permanent employment. We are located in Armonk (10 mile north of White Plains). This is a great opportunity for someone who wants to learn everything about cheese...Compensation: $15/hour."

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Mascots

"The Staten Island Yankees are looking for people to play their mascots for the upcoming 2007 season. We are seeking people who: Have some athletic ability, as you will be tumbling around in the costume! Have some acting ability, our mascots don't speak! You'll need to able to communicate to the crowd! Are sturdy, you'll be wearing the costume for hours or an entire game! Have a good attitude, this is all about having fun! We want someone who will be able to show up each game with energy and be able to excite the crowd! Are willing to perform; you're going to be in front of crowds of thousands! It's no time for stage fright! This is a part-time position. We need people to work as early as March and need people through the season from June to September. Hours are somewhat flexible…Compensation: $25 to $50 per appearance/game."

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Puppet Fabricators

"Looking for puppet fabricators with a stop motion background. A sculpting sense is good, however the job will focus mainly on general fabrication with a specialty in the following categories: Moldmaking - stone and silicone; Casting - urethane, foam latex and silicone; Armatures - wire and ball and socket; Painters; Costumers."

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Tour Booking Coordinator

"Independent record label (electro/dance rock) seeks candidate to book dates for its small and diverse roster of acts. Duties include contacting booking agents and venues, coordinating tours, flights and fees, as well as providing general office support (shipping, filing, errands, etc.) Must have knowledge of Internet and Microsoft Suite. Ideal candidate would be available to come into the office 2 to 3 times per week and own his/her own laptop computer."

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Matchmaker

"Exclusive, international matchmaking company is seeking an experienced matchmaker to join our team and grow with us. Ideal candidates will meet all of the following requirements: 3+ years of experience working as an elite matchmaker with a proven track record. Excellent verbal skills, demeanor and an innate ability to easily interact and engage with high net worth clientele. Compassionate, understanding, sensitive personality with an intuition for creating successful unions...We offer excellent financial opportunities, plenty of room for growth including stock ownership, a strong support team, a relaxed, easy-going, stress-free work environment and very nice, fun, light-hearted people to work with."

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Ski/Snowboard Technician

"New York City's finest sports specialty store has an opening for an experienced ski/snowboard tech. You should have extensive experience in doing ski tunes, mounting bindings, waxing, etc. This position requires weekend schedules and is comprised of a 33-hour week. We have some flexibility on schedule worked on week days. This is a season position. After 30 days of employment you will qualify for a generous associate discount on the wide range of sports equipment, fashion apparel and footwear that we carry."

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TV Carpenter

"City Lights Television is looking for a skilled on-camera female carpenter for the second season of 'Don't Sweat It' on HGTV. Can look 25 to 35 years old. Will be responsible for home improvement projects ranging from installing shelves to building a tree house to changing a window into a door with exterior steps. Must be skilled in all facets of carpentry, and on camera experience is preferred. Must be NY-based or willing to work local. All ethnicities are encouraged to submit."

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Madison Square Garden Tour Guide

"Our ideal candidate will have at least one year of experience in a tour-related industry with strong public speaking and communication skills. Recommended background would include, but is not limited to, experience in the theater, performing arts or previous employment as a tour guide. Must possess excellent memorization and time management skills with the ability to articulate and inject energy and enthusiasm into presentation. Must be outgoing and customer service oriented. Must be able to memorize a script. Sports fan a plus…Compensation: $13.39/hour."

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Fire Extinguisher Technician

"S.A. Comunale, a leading contractor in the fire protection industry, has an immediate opportunity available for a Fire Extinguisher Technician for our Service and Inspection Division. This position requires the ability to sell and promote our products and services while servicing established customers. Also responsible to service, inspect and perform maintenance on various fire extinguishers, including hand portable, wheeled units, stationary and fixed systems in the northeast Ohio area."

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Environmental Field Geologist

"Ideal candidate will have geology or related degree. Advanced degree a plus. The field geologist should have 3 to 7 years of experience conducting Phase I and Phase II investigations. Preferably also having experience with the Ohio BUSTR program and the Ohio Voluntary Action Program (VAP). The individual must have a current OSHA 40 hour certificate. Drilling and sampling experience a must. An acceptable candidate would have experience installing borings with drilling rigs (air rotary and augers) and direct push methods (i.e., geoprobe) and be capable of monitoring well sampling, using various methods. Strong report writing skills are a must."

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Marble Setter

"Cut and shape marble to fit around obstacles and into odd spaces and corners, using hand and power cutting tools. Apply mortar to marble back, position the marble and press or tap with trowel handle to affix marble to base. Apply and spread concrete, cement, glue or other adhesives to form a bed for the marble…Salary $12/hour."

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Bereavement Counselor

"Assesses the psychological, social and emotional factors related to the patient's and family's bereavement needs. Assesses risk factors or barriers to bereavement care and provides or refers appropriate services as indicated. Assesses the relationship of the patient's medical condition to the bereavement needs for the patient and family. Identifies high risk situations and interventions as needed. Provides crisis intervention, if high risk for suicide or severe depression."

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Pool Aerobics Instructor

"Looking for a Pool Aerobics Instructor able to teach Deep Water Wednesdays at 11 a.m. One hour class. Must have experience with mature, arthritic ladies.

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IMAX Theatre Console Operator

"The IMAX Theater Console Operator's primary responsibilities are to operate and be proficient with the IMAX Media Control console and Spice Media Automation system, to monitor sound and image quality throughout the run of a film and to work collaboratively with other IMAX staff to maintain the highest quality in The Tech's Hackworth IMAX Dome Theater. This is a part-time, non-exempt position that reports to the IMAX Theater Senior Manager...Salary: $10 to $12/hour."

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Lighting Designer

"Under supervision of senior design personnel, plan, design and administer architectural lighting design projects for the interiors of residential, commercial and industrial spaces. Design, program and implement packages customized to meet specific clients' needs. Confer with clients to ddetermine their style preferences, required functions and budgets. Make client presentations. Instruct the client on the maintenance and use of their new lighting systems. Prepare lighting specifications and develop details for projects. Research, analyze and review potential design solutions -- including lighting fixtures -- to ensure technical accuracy and structural materials and natural lighting."

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Chaperones

"We are looking for chaperones for summer 2007 for our 2- to 4-week teen study abroad programs in Spain, Costa Rica and France. California-based middle and high school Spanish and French teachers are encouraged to apply. Complete fluency in the target language is necessary. Experience in the target country and/or in chaperoning student trips is a plus. Applicants with at least 18 graduate units of credit in Spanish or French have the option to earn an additional salary to oversee the university credit aspect of our trips. Expenses are covered and chaperones are compensated with a daily stipend."

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iPod Repair Tech

"This is a part-time job, 15 to 20 hours per week betweeen the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday to Friday. Ideally suited for a college student. Applicant must be very good with their hands and be able to work with small objects. A person with large hands and fingers would not be ideal for this position…Compensation: $10+."

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Costumed Characters/Peformers

"Looking for highly energetic team of friendly performers to serve as your favorite cartoon characters and superheroes in the world's largest regional theme park. Must be between 4'11" and 5'8" tall, able to dance basic choreography, in good health, able to work in heat and 16 years of age and older. Great job perks and free park admission. Visit www.sixflags.com/greatadventure, sixflagsjobs.com or call...for audition details."

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Naturalist and Outdoor Adventures Assistant

"Northern California-based outdoor adventure company seeks trained naturalists to lead natural history treks and assist with team building events all over the Bay Area. Requirements: knowledge of the parks and natural history of California, with an emphasis on the Bay Area; ability to lead informative and entertaining walks to adults; outgoing, personable and easy to work with; comfortable with public speaking and able to handle large groups; experienced leading adults on natural history trips...Compensation: $12 to $30/hour depending on experience, skills and availability."

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Survivor Services Coordinator

"The Alisa Ann Ruch Burn Foundation, a not-for-profit in Burbank dedicated to burn survivor services and fire prevention education has an opening for a Survivor Services Coordinator, a part-time position up to 25 hours a week. The Coordinator will work with partner hospitals and burn center to help burn survivors transition from the hospital after an injury. Other responsibilities include providing support through school re-entry programs, coordinating peer support programs, facilitating support groups and after-burn assistance. Experience with group facilitation and strong communication skills are needed. Bilingual, English/Spanish, a plus...Compensation: Based on experience -- $15 to $20/hour."

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Kayak Guide

"Aquasports is looking for long-time kayakers; must have experience professionally guiding groups on the ocean. Seasonal work (May to October) guiding trips at the Channel Islands for an established adventure travel company. Basic first aid and CPR certifications required. Must have at least 8 days free to work per month, prefer 10 to 20 days/mo. availability from June to September. Pay: $130/day after a training trip, and year-end bonus if qualified."

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Lyricist

"Work with young rock band to put lyrics to some terrific songs. Band is reminiscent of Led Zeppelin with original fun/rock/classic sound. Must have experience. Generous work-for-hire salary, but no ownership or royalty rights. Must have experience...Compensation: $50 to $100/hour, depending on experience."

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Fire Technology Instructor

"This position will be responsible for instruction in pre-service as well as the Firefighter I Academy and the Fire Technology in-service program in the Public Safety Department. The areas of concentration for Fire Technology are in Fire Protection Organization, Fire Behavior and Combustion, Fire Prevention Technology, Fire Protection Equipment and Systems, Hazardous Materials for Public Safety, Building Construction for Fire Protection and Fire Hydraulics. The Firefighter I Academy and in-service instructional areas focus on the manipulative and technical skills for fire suppression activities; fire prevention and public education; ethics and diversity training; rescue; and hazmat. Selective topics to be taught include Officer and Chief Officer certification...Salary Range: $47,520 to $68,836/year (2006/07 Faculty Salary Schedule)."

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Podcast Engineer

"Well-funded Westwood-based company is seeking a podcast engineer who can record video/audio podcasts, edit them, post them, set up a small studio and create enhanced podcasts. You should be generally familiar with the podcasting world, RSS, etc...Compensation: $600/week part-time for next two months, moving to full-time after that."

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Nurse Injector

"Busy plastic surgeon's office looking for part-time nurse experienced in injections of Botox and fillers, also laser experience. This would be for one day a week to start. Please e-mail resume."

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Undercover Decoys

Walnut Creek private investigations firm is seeking a female decoy, age 21-25 years old, for an undercover assignment. The assignment requires the following: The ability to follow strict undercover protocol; the ability to remain calm under stress; the ability to elicit behavior from the investigative subject; the ability to ask pertinent questions of the investigative subject; the ability to act; the ability to perform the above tasks while wearing a bodywire...Compensation: $25/hour, 4-hour minimum."

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Funeral Director

"We are currently seeking a licensed Funeral Director. This position interacts directly with client families during their time of need and is responsible for creating and maintaining a premier level of client family satisfaction. Job requirements/qualifications: Associate or bachelor's degree preferred. Must have the appropriate state licensure. Excellent interpersonal and communication skills."

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Panic Attack and Anxiety Instructor

"Panic Relief, Inc. is looking for an instuctor to teach people how to manage and control panic attacks and anxiety. You will be responsible for helping the many people who call into our office and explain to them how to deal with having panic disorder or anxiety. Approximately 10 to 15 hours/week. Daytime hours needed."

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Luthier

"I am seeking a very experienced luthier to assemble acoustic guitars from parts which I provide, to my specifications, on a per-piece, very low volume, high-quality basis, in their own workshops. We'll only be doing two to four guitars per month. I will handle all finishing, setup and final fettling in my own shop."

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Explosives Scientist/Engineer

"Want a job with a bang? The Shock Physics Division of Applied Research Associates, Inc. has an immediate full-time job opening for an Explosives Scientist/Engineer. This position requires a B.S. degree or equivalent in physics or engineering with experience in the design and fabrication of explosive charges and fielding explosive tests. Knowledge of explosive properties and safety requirements, both military and commercial, are required. Position will require the fielding of explosive charges at explosive test sites located locally and at remote sites both in and out of the state, hands-on work with explosives and preparation of standard operating procedures. Knowledge of high-voltage firing systems and prior experience with computer codes for calculation of explosive performance is required."

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Cheerleading Instructor

"NYC non-profit organization has immediate opening for a cheerleading instructor to work in an after-school program in a Queens middle school. Program runs Monday through Friday 2:30 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. through June. This position is 10 hours per week. Instructor would be responsible for teaching routines to children in the program and creating a culminating event by the end of the school year. Applicants should have experience teaching cheerleading and be available to work during the entire program."

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Deckhands

"New York Water Taxi is a commuter/tour service with many routes throughout New York Harbor...Deckhands have many duties including line handling, assisting passengers, ticketing and familiarity with safety and mechanical equipment. Applicants should be sociable and able to interact with passengers."

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Psychic or Medium

"Psychic or medium needed immediately to assist in historical research of a 19th century building. Experienced and skilled -- with references. On site required. We have largely exhausted the manuscript and secondary source material available on the building and are curious to learn if there is available information that can't be seen. A passion for history and preservation a plus, but not required."

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Game Master

"MGame USA is looking for dedicated, honest individuals excited to work in the video game industry. We have recently opened a branch in the US and currently service two MMORPGs. Required skills: Must be able to work in Irvine, Calif. Must be familiar with Outlook and Excel. Strong customer service skills, Ability to multi-task in high pressure situations. Self starter. Responsible...Compensation: $10/hour or more depending on experience."

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Dog Trainers

"Obedience and protection training; training is done primarily with our imported German Shepherds and Belgian Malinois; one year paid apprenticeship programs available (must pass a 30-day evaluation without pay); experienced trainers earn $30,00 to $50,000/year depending upon experience; travel required."

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Rape Crisis Center Director

"The Rape Crisis Center Director will be responsible for all activities of the Rape Crisis Center, including program development and oversight, administration, supervision and community involvement. S/he will develop sexual assault prevention and support programs; create staff objectives, work plans and performance standards; maintain accurate records of services provided; and oversee all training and educational services, including training for staff, volunteers and community members. The Rape Crisis Center Director will also oversee the budget process, work with an agency grant writer to develop funding proposals and prepare material for flyers, brochures and news releases...Salary: $55,000 to $75,000."

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Coin Roller

"Immediate need for a coin roller at one of the largest casino's in Reno. Duties include processing all scale money (from the casino cage and slot booths), assists in pushing/pulling loaded coin cart into the coin room, lifts coin buckets from carts, dumping coins onto scale in count room, places wrapped coin in coin cans and tokens in racks as instructed by coin coint supervisor. Will perform minor mechanical adjustments to coin wrapping machines. Assist in training new coin count team members."

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Camp Counselor

"Year-round camp for minority entrepreneurs. Need live-in, degreed and experienced counselor. Athletic and theatrical experience preferred. Please e-mail resume and three references."

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