Eccentric Employment

Walker Coach

"The Out of the Darkness Overnight Walk Team is seeking a Walker Coach for the upcoming event season. The Walker Coach is the front-line customer service representative responsible for recruitment, ongoing training and support to The Overnight participants. A Walker Coach is a critical team member responsible for converting leads to participants and ensuring that the fundraising and retention goals for his/her assigned participants are not only met but exceeded...Bachelor's degree preferred. Proven success in customer relationship management. Experience in special events for not-for-profit institutions or charitable causes. Direct, personal experience with fundraising programs, as well as long-distance walking and physical training programs. Strong experience in organizing, coordinating and motivating groups of event participants, and volunteers."

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(Photo by Christian Kitazume. Used with permission.)

Game Designer

"WildTangent is looking for a few key people to lead some of our enthusiast offerings and we have an opening for a talented and experienced Game Designer looking to try something a little more innovative. What we have to offer is a great working environment, sane hours, great benefits and tons of ownership. What we need from you is clean slate thinking about how games for our audience should be designed, which is often different from the paths many hardcore games go down. You have to be able to distill out what makes successful games great, and yet not be shackled by me-too design emulation. We'll grill you on this point for sure! Take pride in leading a team to deliver upon your vision, but be the first to roll up your sleeves and dig into the numbers when it comes time for balancing. Everyone wears multiple hats here; we wouldn't want it any other way and we're looking as much for personality fit as we are for raw talent. Egos are checked at the door. Minimum bar for entry: Game Design/Director Credit on at least 1 shipped console or PC RPG or RTS. Multiplayer experience a plus."

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Surveillance Generalist

"The candidate will serve as a Surveillance Generalist for both the Trade Compliance and Anti-Money Laundering programs. To undertake responsibility for the performance of specific monitoring tasks highlighted through the various Surveillance systems for both Trade Compliance and Anti-Money Laundering. To liaise with the business and support functions to resolve issues highlighted through the various surveillance reports; To learn and utilize daily the MANTAS Surveillance system; To assist in the testing and implementation of new Mantas alerts for both TCM and AML Surveillance; Investigation and disposition BSA Reporter (wire transfer) AML exceptions; Investigate Trade Compliance alerts using GCOMS."

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(Photo by Thomas Hansen. Used with permission.)

Street Sweeper

"The Clean City Coalition is a non-profit organization that promotes and supports cleaning, greening and beautification activities throughout San Francisco. The Clean City Partnership Program, a program of the San Francisco Clean City Coalition, provides transitional employment as a critical bridge for low-income and homeless individuals striving to rejoin the workforce. Program participants are paid an hourly wage to perform community improvement activities such as street sweeping, graffiti removal on public property, and neighborhood greening."

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Hot Tub Repairman

"Stonebridge USA is well set to be the largest retailer of high-end Catalina spas and saunas east of the Mississippi. We currently offer Catalina spas, saunas, above and in-ground pools, toilets, fixtures, steam showers, jetted bathtubs, gazebos, billiard tables and other recreational products...We are looking for enthusiastic, creative and motivated Service Personnel and Managers to join our team and to share in our success. If you are an experienced service person or are just interested in service, we have a great full- or part-time career opportunity with unlimited income potential for the right person. Come see how fun and exciting a real team can make retail."

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(Photo by Melvin Green. Used with permission.)

Spay/Neuter Surgeon

"Veterinarian needed one day per week for a spay/neuter clinic at the Berkeley-East Bay Humane Society. We provide surgeries for animals in our shelter, rescue groups and the general public. Excellent staff, friendly atmosphere and possibilities for expanded hours as our veterinary hospital grows. May work as a contract veterinarian or on staff. Some flexibility in days and hours."

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Air Traffic Controller

"Responsible for overall Air Traffic Control Services for Blackstone Army Airfield (BAAF) as directed by BAAF SOPs; all applicable FAA orders, mandatory directives and regulatory publications. Work is assigned or directed by supervisor daily operating...Must possess all professional certifications and qualifications in accordance with: AC FORM 8060-1, FAA Control Tower Operators Certificate and FAA FORM 8500-9 Medical Certification Second Class, FM 3-04.303 Air Traffic Services Facility Operations and AR 95-2 Air Traffic Control, Airspace, Airfields, Flight Activities and Navigational Aids."

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(Photo by Keith Syvinski. Used with permission.)

Dropout Prevention Worker

"Safari East, a small arts in education organization, seeks a mature, experienced youth/family worker to provide drop out prevention services in special education high school in lower Manhattan. Responsibilities include: 1. Working with students, families and school personnel to identify and address barriers to consistent attendance. 2. Conducting home visits. 3. Attending school-based meetings and coordinating services closely with school staff. 4. Accurate, up-to-date record keeping of all services and program activities. 5. Developing attendance incentives, family involvement strategies and supporting Safari East cultural programming in the school. This position is 20 hours/week and requires availability to work during regular school hours and flexibility to conduct home visits when parents are available. Please apply only if you can commit to position through end of school year in June, 2008."

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Beekeeper's Assistant

"I am a beekeeper and this year I have started selling my honey, pollen, royal jelly, propolis, candles and soap at some farmers markets in Manhattan. I am currently looking for an enthusiastic individual or two who might be interested in working hard on their feet for low pay. If you would enjoy, for instance, hearing a beekeeper make the same tired jokes for hours on end, explaining 1,000 times a day why local pollen is so healthy to consume, and have a fascination with putting drops of honey on the end of tasting spoons, this might be just the job for you. If you enjoy working in close quarters with a moody fellow and a glass-enclosed container of 8,000 stinging flying insects, this could be your dream job...I prefer someone who can speak more than one language and who is not shy, can lure in people to try my sweet, sweet nectar of the Gods and who will be able to bring enlightenment and joy to the hearts and taste buds of those passers-by who though initially declare 'I don't like honey,' leave the stand not only knowing more about bees and appreciating their efforts and contributions, but who are also weighed down with their bulk purchases...Hours will be, loosely, from 8 a.m. until 4 p.m., perhaps a bit more or less. I will start you at $8/hour cash or if you prefer, $10/hour by check. I do not know which way works out better for you, but if it is the latter option, I will issue you a 1099 at the end of the season. You will also receive free honey. Local, pure, organic, wonderful, Andrew's Local Honey, from my farm just 40 or so short miles from the City. Applicants could be club-footed or sure-footed, but with a pleasant disposition to counter my moodiness would be ideal. Male or female (or other, since, this is NYC). Young or old. Again, if you speak a language other than English I am immediately more interested in hiring you."

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(Photo by Linda Bucklin. Used with permission.)

Transgender Health Educator

"The Transgender Health Educator provides outreach, individual counseling, group facilitation, referrals and peer-based HIV prevention services to the Transgender community. The TG Health Educator will support as well day-to-day activities of the TRANS: THRIVE Project, a wrap-around drop-in service center offering psycho educational workshops, case management and social programs, to support transgender clients to improve their health and well-being, reduce risk for HIV and substance abuse and provide seamless referrals and linkages to substance abuse treatment programs. The specific target group of transgender individuals include: African Americans, Latinos, Asians & Pacific Islanders and Native Americans.
This work requires interaction with Transgender people who are at high risk for HIV/STDs, experience multiple barriers to services, need employment counseling and need multiple linkages to care, and who require extensive individual risk reduction to prevent HIV/STDs infection. This position requires some evening and weekend hours."

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Technical Difficulties

Due to an unexpected hard drive crash, Eccentric Employment disappeared for several days. We also lost access to our content management system and thus couldn't update the blog.

Needless to say, our dedicated and hardworking sys admin managed to get most of the database up and running again, so now we're back to our frequently updated offerings of unusual, strange and interesting job opportunities.

Thank you for your patience.

Cupcake Associates

"What do Paris Hilton and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They both love Sprinkles Cupcakes! Come see what has celebrities lining up at Beverly Hills' hottest sweet spot. Sprinkles Cupcakes is looking for Cupcake Associates who are passionate about cupcakes and customer service to join our fun, bustling Beverly Hills shop. The right applicant is a natural smiler, has a positive attitude, is a team player and possesses an excellent attention to detail! Seeking full-time and part-time applicants who are knowledgeable about Sprinkles Cupcakes...Compensation: $12/hour."

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(Photo by Konstantinos Dafalias. Used with permission.)

GED Instructor

"Provide GED instruction on all academic areas focused on readying adult students for the GED exam. Assess student academic and personal progress by reviewing and collaborating with the Educational Supervisor. Develop individual academic plans as needed. Demonstrate enthusiasm for a progressive education program. Demonstrate positive outlook on student performance and potential. Emphasize student accountability and a proactive mindset. Create a classroom environment that features a rich diversity of resources, engages student interest, promotes student leadership and stimulates student learning."

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Dog Wrangler

"Upscale dog daycare needs kennel help! Must love dogs and be cheerful, self motivated and good multitasker. Lots of physical, messy work, but it's a great environment and a really good team of people. Must be flexible on shift times (7 a.m. to 2 p.m. and 2 p.m. to 9 p.m.), and available weekends and holidays. Full or part-time. Health benefits available after 6 months."

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(Photo by Meghan Anderson-Colangelo. Used with permission.)

Job Coach

"High functioning autistic man in his 50s is looking for a supportive job coach. This is a part-time position. The ideal candidate will have experience working with autistic individuals, be open minded and have a positive attitude. The job coach will be responsible for helping to locate a suitable place of employment, acclimating client to new position, offer support while on job site and other general support. This a great opportunity for a graduate student, especially a social work or psychology student. Art is an important element in this individual's life so it is also important that the candidate has an artistic background."

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Tour Guide

"Tour guide position will present the behind-the-scenes tour of Radio City Music Hall in an informative, entertaining and professional manner to scheduled groups of guests. Responsibilities include memorization of a 22-page script verbatim, answering patron questions with detail and poise to ensure an overall positive guest experience. Will monitor and lead groups safely through entire premises with knowledge of all fire exits, elevators and restroom facilities. Perform a variety of office duties before, after or amid varying tour shifts. This position is needed for the 2007 Christmas Spectacular season. Requirements: The ideal candidate must have at least one year of experience in a tour-related industry with strong public speaking and communication skills. Must possess excellent memorization and time management skills with the ability to articulate and inject energy and enthusiasm into presentations. Demonstrate the physical capability of standing, walking and climbing steps for prolonged periods of time. Must be fully available weekends with holiday availability required. This is a seasonal part-time position."

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(Photo by Nammer. Used with permission; Creative Commons Attribution 2.5.)

Kinderdance Teacher

"Looking for a warm, patient person who loves working with children. Ballet and tap experience is helpful, but a willingness and ability to learn the movements and dances of the Kinderdance program is more important. Complete training is provided. Flexible hours, local travel, excellent salary and incentives. Start training mmediately...Compensation: $15 to $20/hour, plus bonuses."

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Court Researcher

"Judge Mathis, a nationally syndicated court television show currently in its ninth season, is looking for a court researcher in and around the Las Vegas area who could assist us in finding small claims cases for our show. The services require a part-time commitment with flexible hours -- generally 10 to 15 hours a week. At $10/hour, the services entail traveling to the small claims courts in Las Vegas and copying the claims forms. Applicants must have their own transportation and must be reliable. We do reimburse for mileage, copies and parking. Based in Chicago, Judge Mathis relies on researchers from around the country to provide the show with the cases that we eventually air. It is our sincere hope that the people from Las Vegas might be interested in providing this invaluable service."

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(Photo by Elif Yuceyurt. Used with permission.)

African Language Interpreters

"Lionbridge Interpretation Services currently has openings for freelance Interpreters who speak the following languages: Fulani, Soninke, Somali, Tigrinya, Amharic, Bambara and Mandingo. To qualify, individuals must be permanent residents or U.S. citizens and must have lived in the U.S. for at least three out of the last five years."

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